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So nothing really happened with my friend. I was drunk and sobered up, decided it was dumb to think I couldn't separate the two. But I have, and we're cool.

I'm also still thinking they should do a webinar on how to use this site, I mean... Am I right?

robotsatemyhair:

I started a thread in Everything SG for tips and such and tried to post some step by step instructions for how to do things people are asking questions about. I figure that it is my duty as a tech-literate person to help people enjoy boobs faster... 

Tuesday Jul 02, 2013

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I'm back bitches!

What? What?

Holla!
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leonalyric:

Hello there! wink

callipyge:

thank you for your wishes!!! i had a beautiful day smile xxxx

Sunday Mar 31, 2013

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Oh man,

Really hungover.

Hippity hop, puke

Happy Easter!
robotsatemyhair:

Happy Easter!

blanch:

Have a drink!1 Hair of the dog that bit ya'!

Happy Easter skull

Friday Feb 08, 2013

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Kind of the strangest date I've been on in a long time.

1) I'm home, and it's before midnight (It's Friday yo?!)
2) I wasn't really in to it, but not really apposed either.
3) Not enough in common.
4) She dissed comedy and acting... I am in an Improv group... Dubs Tee Eff?

I'm such a Shlimazl in...
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nikitabandflare:

Omg you used to live in Kona?! Jealous!! Hawaii truly is heaven on earth. Why'd you move back? I'm saving up to go again....it's just magical. I dream about the veggie taro burger from the Shark bus on north shore Oahu! And yeah their beer is pretty damn amazing!!

nikitabandflare:

Haha thanks! I didn't know I had dimples really but u are right! Crazy how this day last year it was 85...and now it's 16. Whoops weather you fucked up!

Tuesday Dec 25, 2012

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Thursday Nov 22, 2012

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Gobble gobble,

youporn

missprint:

Happy Thanksgiving you dirty boy!

bruise:

i dont like shaved dicks :3 haha

Monday Oct 15, 2012

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Whoa!

I just got bit hard by some psycho hose beast on okcupid. I know ladies have it much worse then men, but I was just verbally attacked after I sent a very pleasant message.

What sets people off? It's so weird!

Glad to have a laugh though.

G'night everyone,
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mel_belle:

Thank you smile kiss

heatherann:

OKCupid is actually pretty awful sometimes, I'm on a haitus at the moment from that place.

Friday Oct 05, 2012

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Ladies and Gentlemen,

Over the past few weeks, I've felt terrible, stomach flipping inside and out, all sorts of I'll save you the details sorts of things. I cut out one of my best friends in the world, Coffee. I blamed him for everything. As soon as I did, I started getting better. Then I changed my vitamin regiment and felt even better...
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black_bear:

I'm glad I don't drink coffee. cause I'm a lazy fuck and the same thing would have happenend to me I guess!

ebsheep:

Coffee sure does get around. He's been using me for a while now. I just can't seem to cut him off!

Friday Aug 17, 2012

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Life is interesting.

I had 3 couples as a group this evening at one of my tables. The six of them seemed very nice and were easy to talk to and actually wanted to listen to me, which can be hard to come by. It was an anniversary and the couple who was celebrating seemed familiar. But in this business, that's nothing new. Until...
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yowlinyeti:

That's crazy! Sounds like you were remembered in a good way smile
and thanks! Right now im on season 3 episode 6 of the x-files. not sure why it took my so long to just sit myself down and start watching it from the beginning. ive only seen random episodes here and there, and some clips from the movies.

dalmasca:

Thats way cool. How ofren does that actually happen smile