And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus.
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Secondly, I'm sure you can be a perfectly decent guy. But all I've seen of you is useless, pointless, arrogant elitism. Not only that but now you're flinging insults around like that somehow makes your point oh-so-much-better. So I like Coheed and Cambria? What fucking difference does it make? You don't like it, don't fucking listen to it. Does that do anything to undermine my opinion about anything? No. It doesn't. Maybe to you it does. But that's only because you seem to have it in your head that you know better because of some bored, assholish hipster complex.
Also, if you actually go back and read the two comments I made that caused you to flip out and start talking borderling racist shit... you'll notice that they were both jokes. Maybe you missed the happy little face. Or maybe it just flew right by you. Either way, you're the one who started getting mean with people. So don't try to pass this off like I have some kind of personal vendetta against you. As far as I'm concerned you're just another annoying guy on a message board who decided to start talking shit. Why you would choose to talk shit about something you admit to having no knowledge of or care for is beyond me but you did start all of this.
And finally, one last point before I leave. The ellipses (...) is a terrible replacement for basic punctuation. It has its place (you'll notice I used it a few times here) but it's really annoying and distracting when you use it to begin and end ever sentence.