Ya know, I'm (not really) having trouble with this...
I was a total GI Joe fiend when I was kid... yeah, yeah, male aggression... whatever.
And I appreciate that Hollywood is out of ideas so they're trolling the past and making films out of a few things that could use a touch up, and even more things that don't need one in the slightest.
However... damn, the baroness is hot. Was that really necessary? I mean, I had that figure as a kid... and now I have to sit here and feel all weird for thinking "Shit, I'd hit that..."
Please, Hollywood, stop resurrecting things from a joyfully innocent time in my life and making them so shagworthy.
It's creeping me out... srsly.
Ok, it's not but still... it is a tad disconerting. What's next? Elisha Cuthbert as a half-naked Zarana in the sequel?!
....
Hey... that's a great idea, actually.
I was a total GI Joe fiend when I was kid... yeah, yeah, male aggression... whatever.
And I appreciate that Hollywood is out of ideas so they're trolling the past and making films out of a few things that could use a touch up, and even more things that don't need one in the slightest.
However... damn, the baroness is hot. Was that really necessary? I mean, I had that figure as a kid... and now I have to sit here and feel all weird for thinking "Shit, I'd hit that..."
Please, Hollywood, stop resurrecting things from a joyfully innocent time in my life and making them so shagworthy.
It's creeping me out... srsly.
Ok, it's not but still... it is a tad disconerting. What's next? Elisha Cuthbert as a half-naked Zarana in the sequel?!
....
Hey... that's a great idea, actually.
riese:
Haha! I love that you are coming up with great ideas out of innocent childhood memories being destroyed! 
