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Thursday Jan 06, 2005

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"this medication.....my salvation...i don't need you anymore"

Yep....so I went to work today, then went straight to this lady's house to babysit her two kids. she just moved into a new house in Oak Park (aka rich, white suburbia) and this fucking cop tails me from when i get off the 101 fwy, till, like the street before her house, which is a 15 minute drive...wtf? Yeah, so anyways, of course, this woman tells me shes going out for dinner and comes stumbling in like, 4 hours later, but on the plus side, she paid me $130.00 for only 4 hrs...sweet, now i can pay my speeding ticket, heh.
This weekend, don't really have too many plans...may hit up a club, and possibly go to a KRS-one show on Saturday for my friend, Justin's, birthday.

DUDE!!!! what in the fucking fuck am I gonna do for my 21st birthday!? I need some plans. It's a little over a month away, so obviously I have time to plan, but I'm not sure what I wanna do...there is like, a weird gap in the ages of my friends...they are either 25 or older or 18-20, which is kind of annoying.

One of the exes is telling me he's gonna come down to Los Angeles and see me for my birthday....just like he did last year...um, no?

Enough bitching....does everyone know that my favorite song is "i'm a little teapot" and i have a recording of someone i love singing it and he sounds like a GIANT DORK, which i absolutely love. And does everyone know that in Hawaii we call taking a piss "going she-she"? Those are just some worthless Brandie fun facts for ya.....also, hawaii is the number one consumer of SPAM....and also, my mom is only 4'11" and she is like, what, 2 inches short of being a midget,?? but then again, she is 4 foot 11 inches of PURE ASIAN FURY!! And also, manatees are the coolest animals ever.....i really want a manatee-iguana hybrid MONSTER...I would call it Managua...or Iguanatee, perhaps.
OK i think it's time to go meme (that's sleep, for all u suckas out there who don't speak Ryot).

Night. Hope all is well with all my peeps....HAHAHA did that make me sound ghetto? I am brown, you know.... biggrin
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
munchies187:
Yo B, happy early b-day from me! you should do something you've never done before. or even thought of. I'm sure you'll come up with something. You got bank girl! That ain't bad at all for 4 hrs. i wish i got paid that good.
Jan 7, 2005
fiesty:
hey sweets how ya doing??? Good I hope!! Miss ya you cute lil thang you!! biggrin kiss
Jan 7, 2005

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