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rylie

Portland, OR

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Wednesday Dec 14, 2005

Dec 14, 2005
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So I get like 3 calls today from the devil (ie Citibank's legal fucks) telling me that my check for $1100.00 that they took without authization from my checking account has bouced (ie- I stopped payment) and that they will be submitting that to the state of MN so that I will go to jail for no less than 90 days.

I called back and talked to Jerky McAssface, and was yelled at laughed at and threatened some more, I tried to keep the conversation.. no arguement professional, but may I say, fucktard has some heavy agression... so he all yells at me, says that if people like me are the future of america, we're in some trouble (seriously what?) and a load of other bullshit which he's pulling out of his ass. So after he slammingly hangs up on me, and after I cry for a while, I call up citibank to get them to get my acct back from asshole's and I will deal with them directly.

Dude pretty much tells me I don't have to take that guys shit and he will do everything possible to get my account back into collections so I don't have to take that harrassment. he apologized and told me not to worry about it till at least tomorrow, and give myself some time to calm down.

So. Moral is as follows: Todd Richardson of Citibank's legal team is a cockless, fucktard piece of shit with no soul and a gaping wound in his chest from where he ate his own heart after dining on the souls of orphans and dead babies. He is what is wrong with the world and if givin the chance I will rip his tiny little testicles from where they burrow up inside of him and shove them into said gaping wound after covering them with salt and cheap whiskey.

While 80 horny escaped convicts bang him from behind.

Dry.
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jubalharshaw:
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bok
Dec 17, 2005
jubalharshaw:
Sorry. No boozing tonight for me. Raincheck though.
Dec 17, 2005

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