So I am officially umemployed. At the worst time to be so, when thousands of people are out of work...I know, i'm not the smartest, but i am true to myself. And I'll figure something out....I hope.
Check this out though, I wen't to a strip club here to try to get a job as a cocktail waitress, and i totally got dissed. They don't hire girls with tattoos. I guess they're like the uber classy strip joint?
WHO GETS REJECTED FROM A TITTY BAR?!?!
Me. This chick right here.
On a more positive note, I cut my hair.![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
![blackeyed](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/punch.6a3d8a00b8f8.gif)
UPDATE
I just found out i can fit into my 9 year old sister size twelve pants....twelve as in kids....god. give me an ass
Check this out though, I wen't to a strip club here to try to get a job as a cocktail waitress, and i totally got dissed. They don't hire girls with tattoos. I guess they're like the uber classy strip joint?
WHO GETS REJECTED FROM A TITTY BAR?!?!
Me. This chick right here.
On a more positive note, I cut my hair.
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
![blackeyed](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/punch.6a3d8a00b8f8.gif)
UPDATE
I just found out i can fit into my 9 year old sister size twelve pants....twelve as in kids....god. give me an ass
![oink](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/pig.341d66fde6b7.gif)
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darkriver:
They realized you'd be hotter than the dancers!!!
adrockie:
meow rylee