1. I am terrified of chalk, chalk board, and erasers. I will scream and run if you attempt to have it near me.
2. I am equally terrified of my own veins. I wince like a baby for IVs, blood drawings, or any other vein related issue. I could never be an intravenous drug user!
3. Speaking of drugs, I used to smoke massive amounts of marijuana- as many of you know. Now when I smoke I have panic attacks. I am prematurely old!
4. I can drink most grown men I know under the table, but every time I drink gin martinis to start my evening I *will* black out.
5. Speaking of drunk, I knead my bed like a cat before crawling into it when I get excessively inebriated. I have no idea why I do this!
6. I would way rather stay in with some booze, watch a tv marathon and do a puzzle rather than go out on the town.
7. I have 5 sets of bro tats; The shamrock on my shoulder my younger brother also has in the same place. An avocado with a girl I used to know named Liane-- she has the half with the pit. A small star on my finger symbolizing Frederick, Md alongside with about 10 other close friends of mine from our hometown. A SuicideGirls/Vegas themed tattoo (everyone got something a little different) alongside with the other ladies who attended the Las Vegas shootfest in 2013. The sriracha cock/bottle which @oliviablack and I got together in Las Vegas. @stoneart also tattooed 2 of said bro-tats.
6. The only reason I travel is for food. Seriously. I just like trying new foods!
7. In high school I wasn't your traditional outcast. I was co-captain of the varsity cheerleading squad as well as prom and homecoming princess. But I was still so miserable and felt so alone I got myself expelled my junior year by refusing to sit for finals, calling my guidance counselor a cunt, ripping up my uniform and dying my hair purple, and smoking on campus. My mother has never treated me the same since the day I traded in my cheer skirts and dance crowns for pink hair and black eyeliner. We still have a very strained and distant relationship. But my father and I are as thick as thieves.
8. I have valvular heart disease and low blood pressure. I lose consciousness semi-regularly and have a team of doctors I have to keep up with. This has all only been exasperated by my current pregnancy and I am ready for this baby to be born!
9. In my first apartment I had 2 pet rats, 1 snake, and 4 cats. They were all best friends with the exception of 1 of the rats who never socialized as well as everyone else. They all napped together on more than one occasion, even the snake! I miss that apartment every day. Even though it was messy ;)
10. I used to smoke a pack of djarum black cigarettes a day back when they made the actual cigarettes. I thought they looked cool and tasted like Christmas. Until I started coughing up my insides. I no longer smoke, needless to say ;)
new things:
my hair is now back to dark purple and my belly is ever growing.
now it's your turn, tell me something about you :)
