i just scared the living shit out of some guy.
so im upstairs taking a nap, and i hear the front door open and shut. .1 Joe is at work. .2 Chris is in PA. .3 Burrows is at work and someone is yelling "hello" and it is neither Joe, Chris, Burrows, our maintance man fred, or our landlord because he lives in CT. and it didnt sound like any one of my friends. i i go to my closet, grab my BB gun (if anyone has seen my bb gun it basically looks real) and slowly walk down the stairs. some fucking ass clown walked into our house and was walking around, so i yell, and point the gun and say "what the fuck are you doing?"
He looks at me in shock and freezes and drops his cell phone, and says, "ohh this isnt the house i was looking for".. damn right its not. get the fuck out.and he walks out my back door laughing. i didnt find it very funny and let him know so.
who in their right mind just fucking walks into a house that's not theirs?
so i look and he goes down the street and hes in some other house a block away.
so im upstairs taking a nap, and i hear the front door open and shut. .1 Joe is at work. .2 Chris is in PA. .3 Burrows is at work and someone is yelling "hello" and it is neither Joe, Chris, Burrows, our maintance man fred, or our landlord because he lives in CT. and it didnt sound like any one of my friends. i i go to my closet, grab my BB gun (if anyone has seen my bb gun it basically looks real) and slowly walk down the stairs. some fucking ass clown walked into our house and was walking around, so i yell, and point the gun and say "what the fuck are you doing?"
He looks at me in shock and freezes and drops his cell phone, and says, "ohh this isnt the house i was looking for".. damn right its not. get the fuck out.and he walks out my back door laughing. i didnt find it very funny and let him know so.
who in their right mind just fucking walks into a house that's not theirs?
so i look and he goes down the street and hes in some other house a block away.
micajah:
Ha........sweeeeeeeeet