I am in a rush. so for today's entry. We are going to show the badass journal entry about me courtesy of paxilpixie. she rocks.
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Let's see... last night you went out walking in the park in your new figh platforms... (The platforms on the shooes are hollow and have goldfish in water swimming around... get it? got it? good!)
So yeah you're strutting your fishy shoe stuff when this bum comes up to you and says, "FISH KILLER... THE RED MOON WILL BE THE END OF YOU!" She cackles and runs away while you debate her sanity and sexuality.
Later that night while your hittin a snow woman... (snow man with boobs.) a Rat scuttles by with a big fat moldy piece of cheese in his mouth... it looks oddly like the moon... but it's green. You shrug a little weirded out and start walkin home.. pimpin yourself like mad cause you got the snow woman's number. (GO YOU!)
A van drives by, big fat pimply but slams itself against the rea window, you squint to figure out what the hell it is, realize with shock it's a bare ass.. .you have been 'mooned' to say the least.. but it's peachy colored... not red... so you figure you're safe.
You stop at quickie mart cause your tummy's a grumblin... (You work up an appeite when you hit on those crazy snow gals!) and you grab a hostess cupcake... after you pay for it and go outside you look at the package and realize you've in fact bought a moon pie... the bum on the corner... 9NEW BUM! NEW BUM!!) Mugs you for your pie.. you fight a ferousiouse fight, tripping over your platform shoes and hitting your head on the sidewalk... your forhead bashes up... thick sticky blood gushing everywhere.. your final sight is the moon pie... coverd in your red blood... you hear the bum's(FIRST BUM! FIRST BUM!) voice echo thorugh your dying ears....
"REDDDDDDD MOOOOOOON."
You die
The End
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Let's see... last night you went out walking in the park in your new figh platforms... (The platforms on the shooes are hollow and have goldfish in water swimming around... get it? got it? good!)
So yeah you're strutting your fishy shoe stuff when this bum comes up to you and says, "FISH KILLER... THE RED MOON WILL BE THE END OF YOU!" She cackles and runs away while you debate her sanity and sexuality.
Later that night while your hittin a snow woman... (snow man with boobs.) a Rat scuttles by with a big fat moldy piece of cheese in his mouth... it looks oddly like the moon... but it's green. You shrug a little weirded out and start walkin home.. pimpin yourself like mad cause you got the snow woman's number. (GO YOU!)
A van drives by, big fat pimply but slams itself against the rea window, you squint to figure out what the hell it is, realize with shock it's a bare ass.. .you have been 'mooned' to say the least.. but it's peachy colored... not red... so you figure you're safe.
You stop at quickie mart cause your tummy's a grumblin... (You work up an appeite when you hit on those crazy snow gals!) and you grab a hostess cupcake... after you pay for it and go outside you look at the package and realize you've in fact bought a moon pie... the bum on the corner... 9NEW BUM! NEW BUM!!) Mugs you for your pie.. you fight a ferousiouse fight, tripping over your platform shoes and hitting your head on the sidewalk... your forhead bashes up... thick sticky blood gushing everywhere.. your final sight is the moon pie... coverd in your red blood... you hear the bum's(FIRST BUM! FIRST BUM!) voice echo thorugh your dying ears....
"REDDDDDDD MOOOOOOON."
You die
The End
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and you better go tomorrow and bring your damn neighbor!
*stares at you all mean like*
or knuckle sammiches!!!!!!!!