i went to lunch and came back to find this in my drawer
so i opened it to find
now, anybody who knows ANYTHING about me knows there is only one animal i fear. no, not rats. or snakes. pigeons. yes, everyone laughs when i say this. saturday afternoon, i went to read in the park. ok, i napped in the park. whatever. it was outdoors. i came home and my roommate told me a pigeon flew into the apartment and was flying around crashing into walls as he tried to coax it out the balcony door. i was freaking out just hearing the story. fear pigeons. always. they are evil and out to get me. see, after a story like that, how can you tell me i am paranoid?
i grabbed necia's boob this weekend. well, nefaria did it for me but told her it was me doing it and isnt going to wash her hand until i get to - wait - that sounds creepy now. i really wish i had been there though. at some point, everyone has to make it to the big apple, right?
well kids, watch for my final curtain call probably wed morning
till then, ive been thinking about a song you guys can listen to and think of me and how wonderful and pretty and smart and funny and add more adjectives here that i am. first song that came to mind and i wish was written about me but we can pretend it was