so, im on the subway listening to weezer yesterday morning when suddenly, i feel like my lap is all cold. and worse - wet. i take my bag off and can feel my lap is wet. what the fuck? i open my bag to find my bottle of water opened and, well, the contents of my bag are literally floating around. lovely. it was a bitch to clean up. the causalities included a handful of tampons, equal packets and sadly, my phone.
so, text me, call me, pm me your number - mine hasnt changed.
sometimes i wish trent reznor was following me. i would let him catch me and rape me against a wall - but lovingly
this one makes me want to ram things in my vagina
is it weird (not spelled wierd you fuckos) that i think this is a beautiful love song?
the masochist in me wants this song to be about me
this is just fucking sick
so, text me, call me, pm me your number - mine hasnt changed.
sometimes i wish trent reznor was following me. i would let him catch me and rape me against a wall - but lovingly
this one makes me want to ram things in my vagina
is it weird (not spelled wierd you fuckos) that i think this is a beautiful love song?
the masochist in me wants this song to be about me
this is just fucking sick
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eleven26:
Awww, you popped my testimonial cherry! 


eleven26:
So I'm a little slow. It's not like that should surprise you.