come on, you have to know when i try to link some deep emotions to a poison song, im fucking around, right?
heres a crazy story. i spoke to my aunt today. she lives here in the city also. she was walking on the street on thursday and this guy was walking in the opposite directon and punched her in the face and kept walking. he was just walking, and she followed him. she called 911 and they traced her cell phone and found her and arrested the guy. the crazy part was, he wasnt some random crazy homeless guy. he worked as a building custodian. he had a long long rap sheet including assault with a deadly weapon, assault on a woman, and on and on. hes in jail now and his trial is on tuesday. i guess they skipped the "have you ever been in prison cause youre a fucking psycho" part of the background check.
so, the diet starts this week. no really, i mean it this time. i need my old hot body back again. i should warn you, if you dont like bulimia jokes, you should avoid my journal for the next few weeks. now that i think about it, if youre easily offended by anything, you probably wouldnt like me anyways.
let the purging begin!!!
heres a crazy story. i spoke to my aunt today. she lives here in the city also. she was walking on the street on thursday and this guy was walking in the opposite directon and punched her in the face and kept walking. he was just walking, and she followed him. she called 911 and they traced her cell phone and found her and arrested the guy. the crazy part was, he wasnt some random crazy homeless guy. he worked as a building custodian. he had a long long rap sheet including assault with a deadly weapon, assault on a woman, and on and on. hes in jail now and his trial is on tuesday. i guess they skipped the "have you ever been in prison cause youre a fucking psycho" part of the background check.
so, the diet starts this week. no really, i mean it this time. i need my old hot body back again. i should warn you, if you dont like bulimia jokes, you should avoid my journal for the next few weeks. now that i think about it, if youre easily offended by anything, you probably wouldnt like me anyways.
let the purging begin!!!
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