Dear Rortia De Rossi,
I'd shave my legs,
I'd wear a bra,
I'd even cut my penis off for you.
No, nevermind, I wouldn't. But you're still hot.
![](https://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/2004_Emmy_Arrivals/PortiaDeRossi_300x435.jpg)
I'd shave my legs,
I'd wear a bra,
I'd even cut my penis off for you.
No, nevermind, I wouldn't. But you're still hot.
![love](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/love.3be5004ff150.gif)
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(note: the above doesnot refleckt any anti gay beliefs from pmonkeyEsquire nor the state of Michigan where he resides)\
hey. you on my friends list? if not lets rectumfy it. you should be.