ryan_dipietro

Wow. Someone get up on the wrong side of their overinflated sense of entitlement today.

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meaney:

not soda, man.
pop, as is everytime something happens.

wait.

you fucking with me?

Dec 29, 2005

meaney:

(messy wants to kiss you on new years)

(to make me jealous)

(for some reason, he can't read in parentheses)

Dec 29, 2005

Dear Miriam Elizabeth Bailey,

Of Cour D' Alene, Idaho. DOB: 8/8/75, Race: W, Height: Short, Weight: Fat...

Thank you for totalling my fucking car today, and then whining to me about how the accident upset your cat in the backseat and scratched your bumper. I WON'T DRIVE MY CAR AGAIN. It's TOTALLED. TOTALLED.

Again... TOTALLED.

So... your cat? I couldn't give less of a fuck...
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callahan:

I probably could have maintained up until the whole "whoa is me" part. That woudl drive most people apeshit.

Dec 21, 2005

lwieise:

OMFG...I'm so glad I'm not driving in Naples for a couple of weeks. The 3 weeks I was there fucking killed me. They are everywhere...Idaho, Ontario, Michigan, Minnesota, Illinois, New York....arrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!11one!!!

Jan 9, 2006

If you're gonna scream, scream with me.

Moments like this never last.

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smuffy:

in that case, you're pretty fucking genius.

Dec 14, 2005

_dictionarygirl_:

I don't know. I'm kind of worried myself. My internet connection's been spotty all week, so I thought maybe I was just missing him. Perhaps I'll e-mail him.

Dec 14, 2005

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sativa:

yeah she's pretty hot. but isn't her name portia?

Oct 31, 2005

pmonkeyesquire:

ha hga you like lesbians. maybe it cause yr gay?? huh? r u gay?? huh, gay man??!?! Huh??

(note: the above doesnot refleckt any anti gay beliefs from pmonkeyEsquire nor the state of Michigan where he resides)\

hey. you on my friends list? if not lets rectumfy it. you should be.

Dec 9, 2005

From the journal of some ...:

That guy RyanDipietro is a fool. I try to avoid him because, for the most part, he doesn't know what he is talking about.

That and he likes to try and piss people off

I saw THIS journal entry, and thought it was hilarious. I'm officially the e-bee in someones e-bonnet.

Some people desperately need a clue.

This Bud...
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fridgemagnet:

Fascinating idea. I'm going to go think about it a lot.

Oct 14, 2005

angel69:

you are a cool dude ryan!!!

Oct 14, 2005

I just got the grade from our first exam back. 85%, not too shabby... self. The average grade was 77%.

I'm actually really liking this class. Not so much because I'm learning so much cool stuff, but more because I can go home and spot the inconsistencies on the latest episode of "ER". Case in point, everytime an actor on that show puts the stethescope...
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hopey:

Done, and done.

Oct 11, 2005

smuffy:

oh please. you flirt with everyone. do something to make me feel special already.

Oct 12, 2005

This update is dedicated to HostileIntent. I'm writing it in bullet form, because paragraph form is overrated:

-Tomorrow I go in for my fire academy physical.

I hate the doctors office.

-I also have to get my background check back from FDLE before I can start my ER clinicals. I've never been arrested so... yeah. Hopefully they get it back to the school quickly....
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toothpickmoe:

I agree, I just always assumed that behind closed doors it was Pokey that called the shots.

Sep 29, 2005

toothpickmoe:

And very bendy.

Sep 29, 2005

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thelastbeliever:

Aww don't get all teary eyed you big wuss

Sep 28, 2005

thelastbeliever:

Hahaha, you had a moment? Awesome, i've been having those all day....

I'M GETTING MARRIED!!

Sep 28, 2005

I'm not a smart man, Jenny... but I know what love is.

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luckie:

Thankyou for your comment on my set!

and if you back track through to a couple of journal entries ago, youll see my brother 3L CLIO V6 SPORT! haha, yeah!

Sep 9, 2005

kaseypoteet:

you rock!!!!

Sep 11, 2005

Ways to bed emo girls:

-Reading them poetry
-playing acoustic guitar
-crying
-wearing their pants
-and their eye makeup.

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prockg:

No, see, I get that much because I used to make $440/wk. gross (full-time). And I lost my job because I just couldn't do the full-time +Mom thing.

Sep 6, 2005

prockg:

If that will get you in my pants then, yes. Yes, I am.

Sep 6, 2005

That girl is POISON. Never trust a big butt and a smile.

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prockg:

Oh. Well there is that. See it's only because I post all the time.

I can't believe my girlfriend's a gaaaangsta...I lost my trust in you..

Let me know if you notice missing the purple.

Aug 27, 2005

meaney:

has MessyJessy got ahold of you to hang out? i know he made it down there alive because he just paypaled me money for bills. so... um... how's the weather?

Aug 29, 2005

Politics make me so sick, why do I even bother? I'll set it up like this. I'm trying to say that wether or not John Kerry is a fucking douche, HE STILL IS A DECORATED VETERAN.

Straight form the 'CE' Forum:

RyanDipietro said:

dkmfc said:

RyanDipietro said:

Let me give you a recap...

You said:

DKMFC said:
where have I said look where?
over there?...
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