I got probed today.
I went down to my moms job *she works in a hospital* and she gave me a throat culture. i gagged and drooled a little. hott, no?
she got me drugs anyway. and they're kicking the shit out of me. i get to take one every twelve hours. hooray!
so, because i'm on 500mgs of trimox my BIRTH CONTROL WONT WORK.
Sorry SG. I can't have sex with any of you for at least 2 weeks. I'll make it up to you, i promise!
I went down to my moms job *she works in a hospital* and she gave me a throat culture. i gagged and drooled a little. hott, no?
she got me drugs anyway. and they're kicking the shit out of me. i get to take one every twelve hours. hooray!
so, because i'm on 500mgs of trimox my BIRTH CONTROL WONT WORK.
Sorry SG. I can't have sex with any of you for at least 2 weeks. I'll make it up to you, i promise!
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i was walking down the street yesterday with a friend who, for some reason, was talking about grey goose vodka. any further discourse was rendered immediately secondary as i thought, rather fondly, of your 'grey goose vodka lip biting pic.' i had to pop into the nearest bar for a cold one at that point.
-pb