Sometimes i wonder if my life is really part of some funky soap opera that i don't know about.
Like...
maybe i have a twin sister or two - one of whom must be evil. maybe i'll be burried alive, die, be dug up and revived. maybe i'll find out that i have a brother who is really my father - but i won't feel too bad cos hes probably the father of half the other people in town.
maybe i'll somehow inherit alot of money and a house and randomly fly to Fiji for an afternoon, and Madrid the next. maybe i'll have 4 romantic interests at the same time and make them fight to the death for my love. then, maybe after a while, i'll die again or maybe they'll replace me with a younger, hotter more sassy version of me.
hmmm
anyways, david is once again on my couch. SNORING. he smells like a grandma.
i told him that yesterday - he said "thank you".
last night he forced my sister and i to watch that mandy moore movie "how to deal". I got to the part where her and that really hot guy were in the car and she was trying to explain why she ran out of the house when he took her shirt off
yeah, i dunno i really couldn't sit through it.
there was one pretty awesome part. mandy moore's character has this grandma who smokes pot.
pretty entertaining. i wish my grandmother sparked up.
Like...
maybe i have a twin sister or two - one of whom must be evil. maybe i'll be burried alive, die, be dug up and revived. maybe i'll find out that i have a brother who is really my father - but i won't feel too bad cos hes probably the father of half the other people in town.
maybe i'll somehow inherit alot of money and a house and randomly fly to Fiji for an afternoon, and Madrid the next. maybe i'll have 4 romantic interests at the same time and make them fight to the death for my love. then, maybe after a while, i'll die again or maybe they'll replace me with a younger, hotter more sassy version of me.
hmmm
anyways, david is once again on my couch. SNORING. he smells like a grandma.
i told him that yesterday - he said "thank you".
last night he forced my sister and i to watch that mandy moore movie "how to deal". I got to the part where her and that really hot guy were in the car and she was trying to explain why she ran out of the house when he took her shirt off
yeah, i dunno i really couldn't sit through it.
there was one pretty awesome part. mandy moore's character has this grandma who smokes pot.
pretty entertaining. i wish my grandmother sparked up.
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hahaha, i watch the soaps while i work. i have a hard time sitting in front of the tv for a long time, i always have to be doing something while i'm watching something.
What does a grandma smell like - my memories are of peppermints and mothballs, if that dude smells like that, it's a pretty unfortunate state of affairs.
Just hope that your life isn't like a british soap, they're full of people called percy and mavis! Or at least they were, I dont really watch em these days....