I had quite the adventure yesterday.
Swindled byGypsies!!
Yeah, it still happens. I'm living proof.
Yesterday afternoon I got hungry and decided to go around the corner to the deli & get some grub.
While i was there some woman (& her daughter) excused herself, asking me to move. i walk to the fridge to get an arizona and she follows me, telling me that i have a good vibe/energy. asking me questions about my allergies & what i do for a living blah blah. she goes on to tell me that she'd give me a discounted reading, and i tell her i don't have money for that crap.
she tells me that after i get my food to come and sit outside with her. so i do. i don't know why. probably cos it was so weird i couldn't resist.
i pay for my food, go outside where she is waiting with her daughter (who is somewhere between 10-12 years old). she makes us move to this secluded table on the side of the building. asking me what my concerns were, i said i don't really have any, im pretty happy. she started telling me my grandparents need healing. i should have just said 'i don't have any grandparents, they're all dead' except saying that seems wrong. she goes on to tell me that for only $100 she can use her rocks and her candles and heal them and blah blah. again reminding her i don't have any money for shit i don't need to live, she said i can leave her a downpayment of $30. HA-FUCKING-HA. yeah right.
she asked who i lived with. i told her. she said we're going to break up soon. i said 'yeah...i REALLY don't think so.' to which she replied "well i just want you to be prepaired". seriously, fuck you bitch.
she went on with the healing thing & the downpayment thing. and told me she could heal me too. my pesky allergies.
so i finally get up, and say 'i'm sorry, but i'm hungry. good bye'. go home, eat. go to put my change from the store in my bag and $10 is missing. i had a bunch of singles & two fives. i had the singles in my pocket and the fives were in my bag. so i think she was the distraction while her daughter stole my $crilla. which is WHY she asked me what kind of work i do, and if i go to school (no bitch, i can't afford yale get out of my wallet). to see if i was worth her time.
Its almost like the $10 is worth being able to tell the story.
Swindled byGypsies!!
Yeah, it still happens. I'm living proof.
Yesterday afternoon I got hungry and decided to go around the corner to the deli & get some grub.
While i was there some woman (& her daughter) excused herself, asking me to move. i walk to the fridge to get an arizona and she follows me, telling me that i have a good vibe/energy. asking me questions about my allergies & what i do for a living blah blah. she goes on to tell me that she'd give me a discounted reading, and i tell her i don't have money for that crap.
she tells me that after i get my food to come and sit outside with her. so i do. i don't know why. probably cos it was so weird i couldn't resist.
i pay for my food, go outside where she is waiting with her daughter (who is somewhere between 10-12 years old). she makes us move to this secluded table on the side of the building. asking me what my concerns were, i said i don't really have any, im pretty happy. she started telling me my grandparents need healing. i should have just said 'i don't have any grandparents, they're all dead' except saying that seems wrong. she goes on to tell me that for only $100 she can use her rocks and her candles and heal them and blah blah. again reminding her i don't have any money for shit i don't need to live, she said i can leave her a downpayment of $30. HA-FUCKING-HA. yeah right.
she asked who i lived with. i told her. she said we're going to break up soon. i said 'yeah...i REALLY don't think so.' to which she replied "well i just want you to be prepaired". seriously, fuck you bitch.
she went on with the healing thing & the downpayment thing. and told me she could heal me too. my pesky allergies.
so i finally get up, and say 'i'm sorry, but i'm hungry. good bye'. go home, eat. go to put my change from the store in my bag and $10 is missing. i had a bunch of singles & two fives. i had the singles in my pocket and the fives were in my bag. so i think she was the distraction while her daughter stole my $crilla. which is WHY she asked me what kind of work i do, and if i go to school (no bitch, i can't afford yale get out of my wallet). to see if i was worth her time.
Its almost like the $10 is worth being able to tell the story.
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i love yours too <3