rustyballs

Thank you ma'am. 😊

It is with great sadness and furious anger that I must tell you all of the passing of my dear friend, my mighty beard. I was forced, through the guile and machinations of the evil known as corporate America, to sacrifice my glorious chin locks. May you rest peacefully in Valhalla, my friend, til I claim you for the glory that will be Ragnarok!

Dammit I'm jealous.