Good day to the ladies and gentlemen of the committee in my imagination,
I trust you are all keeping well on this chilly morning. I would just like to say, that you ladies are looking awfully delicious today and I hope the world takes note and appreciates your look!
I have called this meeting to thank everyone for assisting in the packing and sorting out the house, I am sure we understand and agree that buying our first house is very stressful but knowing us all too well, we should make a blast of it. Some of you have questioned the new house. It will work out for the best. There are many memories, stories and pleasures to be made. Yes, I can clarify pleasures for you all. Just the way you know it to be, there will be much pleasure as always! It will remain exciting, random and vigorous and if it gets too hectic we have made the arrangements with insurance and medical to take care of any damages. This is our final meeting before we take the journey of moving our valuables and precious items across.
The motion to install trampolines at each house to bounce our furniture to the next house has been declined. For reasons that many of us dont understand, reality is a harsh and unscrupulous creature which some of us may find offensive. As much as we hate to admit that, we are still bound by its laws.
To confirm we have arranged for the lock smiths and carpet cleaners to come on Friday. We are still concerned about the money of which they speak. Not too sure about it, but as long as they dont ask for too much of it we will be fine. Those silver pennies that they require are better spent on making our body look great, but not too much we can do to avoid them.
I thank you for an entertaining meeting and I wish you all the best on this weekend full of logistics and wine!
Cheers!
I trust you are all keeping well on this chilly morning. I would just like to say, that you ladies are looking awfully delicious today and I hope the world takes note and appreciates your look!
I have called this meeting to thank everyone for assisting in the packing and sorting out the house, I am sure we understand and agree that buying our first house is very stressful but knowing us all too well, we should make a blast of it. Some of you have questioned the new house. It will work out for the best. There are many memories, stories and pleasures to be made. Yes, I can clarify pleasures for you all. Just the way you know it to be, there will be much pleasure as always! It will remain exciting, random and vigorous and if it gets too hectic we have made the arrangements with insurance and medical to take care of any damages. This is our final meeting before we take the journey of moving our valuables and precious items across.
The motion to install trampolines at each house to bounce our furniture to the next house has been declined. For reasons that many of us dont understand, reality is a harsh and unscrupulous creature which some of us may find offensive. As much as we hate to admit that, we are still bound by its laws.
To confirm we have arranged for the lock smiths and carpet cleaners to come on Friday. We are still concerned about the money of which they speak. Not too sure about it, but as long as they dont ask for too much of it we will be fine. Those silver pennies that they require are better spent on making our body look great, but not too much we can do to avoid them.
I thank you for an entertaining meeting and I wish you all the best on this weekend full of logistics and wine!
Cheers!