Tonite I had the pleasure of sitting next to the MOST ANNOYING female human being I have ever met. I was unable to say a word to shut her up. I basically chewed a hole in my tongue so I would not speak. Where in the hell do people like this come from? I'm not going to go into details, but if she were on the Jerry Springer show she would have no friends at all. I don't mean that in a funny way either. What a waste of oxygen. 
AAAAAAAAWWWWWWW YEEAAAAAHHHHHHH