russo

Dear God,

You sure are funny. Yeah, it was a real knee-slapper when I got cancer when I was 2. It was hilarious when that staph infection almost caused me to lose my leg. Oh, and that PMDD is just a blast. Your most recent prank is the best by far. Thanks for making me sterile, God. I mean, it's not like I ever wanted to have kids anyway. Keep the good stuff coming.

Love,
Russo