Lamest. Day. EVAR.
I woke up and went to work, yuck. Got bored, so I faked illness and left. Called runnerguy to hang out. We got in my car and decided to go to Knoxville Center, but I had no idea how to get there. runnerguy said, "Just take the interstate until the exit that says 'Mall Road'." So we got on I-40 and drove. And drove. And drove some more. Until I saw a sign that said we were in Sevier County!! That motherfucker totally made those directions up!
We turned around and drove back to Knoxville and eventually made it to the mall. I applied at Hot Topic and have an interview tomorrow (weee!) Hung around til we realized it was 5:30 and we were supposed to see The Faint in Nashville at 8. Hopped back in the car, sped to runnerguy's then to my place, then we were on our way to Nashville!!
We drove 2 1/2 hours to the Exit/In and when we finally got there the line was stretched around the block. Took a piss, then got in the back of the line. It moved sooooo slow. After an hour of waiting in line for tickets we made it to the door. Right as we handed our IDs to the bouncer he says, "Sorry, just sold out." MOTHERFUCKER!!! We drove 3 hours to wait in line for an hour and we didn't get anything out of it!!! Needless to say, we were pissed that we weren't going to see The Faint.
We sucked it up and drove down the street to a strip club we had seen earlier. This place had THE coolest slogan ever: "100's of beautiful girls, and 3 ugly ones." I paid runnerguy's cover (I got in free, w00t!) and got some ones. Ohhhh I got a couch dance from the hottest chick in the world!! She was wearing a white vinyl nurse's uniform, had glasses, short brown hair, dark skin, and nipple rings. Mmmmm. She bit my nipple while she danced for me. LOL.
Finally ended up driving home in silence cuz he was mad about something. Came home, cleaned, slept. Now I'm awake and have to go to work. Yippee.
I woke up and went to work, yuck. Got bored, so I faked illness and left. Called runnerguy to hang out. We got in my car and decided to go to Knoxville Center, but I had no idea how to get there. runnerguy said, "Just take the interstate until the exit that says 'Mall Road'." So we got on I-40 and drove. And drove. And drove some more. Until I saw a sign that said we were in Sevier County!! That motherfucker totally made those directions up!
We turned around and drove back to Knoxville and eventually made it to the mall. I applied at Hot Topic and have an interview tomorrow (weee!) Hung around til we realized it was 5:30 and we were supposed to see The Faint in Nashville at 8. Hopped back in the car, sped to runnerguy's then to my place, then we were on our way to Nashville!!
We drove 2 1/2 hours to the Exit/In and when we finally got there the line was stretched around the block. Took a piss, then got in the back of the line. It moved sooooo slow. After an hour of waiting in line for tickets we made it to the door. Right as we handed our IDs to the bouncer he says, "Sorry, just sold out." MOTHERFUCKER!!! We drove 3 hours to wait in line for an hour and we didn't get anything out of it!!! Needless to say, we were pissed that we weren't going to see The Faint.
We sucked it up and drove down the street to a strip club we had seen earlier. This place had THE coolest slogan ever: "100's of beautiful girls, and 3 ugly ones." I paid runnerguy's cover (I got in free, w00t!) and got some ones. Ohhhh I got a couch dance from the hottest chick in the world!! She was wearing a white vinyl nurse's uniform, had glasses, short brown hair, dark skin, and nipple rings. Mmmmm. She bit my nipple while she danced for me. LOL.
Finally ended up driving home in silence cuz he was mad about something. Came home, cleaned, slept. Now I'm awake and have to go to work. Yippee.
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acidslug:
Sounds like you went on the wrong interstate. The craziest girl I ever dated actually works at the East Town Mall (AKA Knoxville Center).
thejosh:
Sounds like you had a fun night even with the disappointment. Which Strip club did you go to in Nashville?