Is it better to be a bore, or an asshole?
Sometimes, when you're firing on all cylinders, one can do both.
Sometimes, when you're firing on all cylinders, one can do both.
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lysistrata:
Hey there,
Back from Pakistan and back with the healthy. Pakistan was AMAZING. Brought back some cool souvenirs.
I may be moving back to North America.. I'll have to stock up on M&S knickers before returning.
Back from Pakistan and back with the healthy. Pakistan was AMAZING. Brought back some cool souvenirs.
I may be moving back to North America.. I'll have to stock up on M&S knickers before returning.
mnislahi:
hahahaha you are too funny!
and you called me cool! whoa!
im
now!!!
and you called me cool! whoa!
im
now!!!I HATE HAM!
When you think about it, the reason we probably eat ham on Easter is to thumb our nose at the Jews, which is downright deplorable. I've never liked ham all that much, and thinking about that pisses me off.
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When you think about it, the reason we probably eat ham on Easter is to thumb our nose at the Jews, which is downright deplorable. I've never liked ham all that much, and thinking about that pisses me off.
Oh- don't leave a pot of hazelnut coffee sitting around all day. While is smells delightful whilst brewing, at the end of the...
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rebeldaisy:
i love ham. seriously love it. it's one of my favorite meats. maybe you've just never had it made right?
1. household task that is most hated--most things cleaning, but specifically i hate doing the dishes, and taking out the trash.
2. different jobs? umm not sure...lets just say 2 meaningful ones.
3. ancestoral--50% polish (third generation american here.), the other half is irish, english, scottish, french, and umm indian.
4. how would someone describe my personality? if they know me well probably sarcastic and cynical, if they don't know me too well they'd probably say i was quiet. oh and people tend to say i'm intimidating.
1. household task that is most hated--most things cleaning, but specifically i hate doing the dishes, and taking out the trash.
2. different jobs? umm not sure...lets just say 2 meaningful ones.
3. ancestoral--50% polish (third generation american here.), the other half is irish, english, scottish, french, and umm indian.
4. how would someone describe my personality? if they know me well probably sarcastic and cynical, if they don't know me too well they'd probably say i was quiet. oh and people tend to say i'm intimidating.
soniclu667:
yeah, me and my sis are identical twins, but not personality wise. and yeah, the ex is nuts...
A brief interlude among doing things, so a quick update & question.
Good weekend in the sense that it hasn't been the routine.
So, it is widely accepted that every culture has had some form of erotica & pornography. What do you suppose Amish Erotica is like?
Good weekend in the sense that it hasn't been the routine.
So, it is widely accepted that every culture has had some form of erotica & pornography. What do you suppose Amish Erotica is like?
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swindy:
My son is almost 2, hes a ball of fun, running arround and shit but anyway happy easter to you.
take it easy dude
take it easy dude
dholokov:
I was trying to think of something clever, but the ankles thing was better than anything I'd be able to come up with. Truth stranger than fiction.
Thanks for the the friend request, happy to accept.
Thanks for the the friend request, happy to accept.
Saddest date ever: BHL & I are going to get together tonight and do our taxes together. Oh, there will be wine and laughs, but this goes to show where the excitement has gone, doesn't it??
With that, the newly instituted questions of the day:
1. Have you ever made a truly good friend who was not from school, work, a social organization you belong...
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With that, the newly instituted questions of the day:
1. Have you ever made a truly good friend who was not from school, work, a social organization you belong...
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mnislahi:
1. Have you ever made a truly good friend who was not from school, work, a social organization you belong to, or the internet?
how else...?!?!?!?
2. Have you ever become friends with someone you once hated?
yes!!!
3. Have you ever become romantically involved with someone you swore you wouldn't ever date?
yesssssssssss!!
4. How many truly serious relationships have you had in your life?
2
5. How long was/is your longest relationship?
3 yrs
how else...?!?!?!?
2. Have you ever become friends with someone you once hated?
yes!!!
3. Have you ever become romantically involved with someone you swore you wouldn't ever date?
yesssssssssss!!
4. How many truly serious relationships have you had in your life?
2
5. How long was/is your longest relationship?
3 yrs
Crikey, late to work on account of I got taken in by the classic 1986 motion picture "Gung Ho". For some reason, I just love that movie and if I notice it's on, I'm like a moth to a light.
I will spare you of any further mundane details of my life as a worker drone.
Instead, when I really don't have anything interesting to...
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I will spare you of any further mundane details of my life as a worker drone.
Instead, when I really don't have anything interesting to...
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blasfemme:
~monroe louisiana
~too many
~oklahoma, illinois
~auckland, new zealand
yes, underaged psycho boys are bad. seeing him again reaffirmed that for sure.
ugh
~too many
~oklahoma, illinois
~auckland, new zealand
yes, underaged psycho boys are bad. seeing him again reaffirmed that for sure.
ugh
ctrlcat:
Born at the University of Minnesota Hospital.
Seward neihborhood at age 1
Farm in Hastings at age 2
West Side of St. Paul, age 2-19
Prospect Park, Mpls., age 19-24
Midway/Merriam Park age 25-now.
I guess I've moved 4 times, but I only remember 2 of them.
I've only ever lived in MN.
I'd like to build a house in the desert outside Flagstaff.
~ ~ I remember seeing that hospital and wondering about it, but I never went in. Creepy is right! Not too far from my West Side home, as it happens.
Seward neihborhood at age 1
Farm in Hastings at age 2
West Side of St. Paul, age 2-19
Prospect Park, Mpls., age 19-24
Midway/Merriam Park age 25-now.
I guess I've moved 4 times, but I only remember 2 of them.
I've only ever lived in MN.
I'd like to build a house in the desert outside Flagstaff.
~ ~ I remember seeing that hospital and wondering about it, but I never went in. Creepy is right! Not too far from my West Side home, as it happens.
Leading our news for today: we're off to a fine start for Wednesday. Had a major presentation to give first thing this morning...audience included my Director, and an influential Senior Director. I rocked! It went quite well. They even said that they wanted to share parts of my presentation with one of the Senior VP's. This is all very good for The Runk.
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siv:
Maybe it was for a new ice-blasting, fish-trapping technique! ( i get to make Norwegian jokes, my mom hails from that fair land) ;P
mnislahi:
pretzels.. that will do!
i like the big ones though hehe
i like the big ones though hehe
Sometimes, when spelunking through the bowels of the internet, one finds a treasure so glorious that its joy and mirth must be shared, rather than kept for one's own amusement.
Thusly, I give to you all the downloadable archive of all the "Celebrity Jeopardy" skits from Saturday Night Live with Will Farrell!
Suck it, Trebek!
Thusly, I give to you all the downloadable archive of all the "Celebrity Jeopardy" skits from Saturday Night Live with Will Farrell!
Suck it, Trebek!
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swindy:
go to bed and sleep well Life begins on another day and for your own benifit stay outa the bowels of the internet
Life begins on another day and for your own benifit stay outa the bowels of the internet
mnislahi:
hahaha you never know what you find.. see i found this site heh 
I try to live life without subscribing to many cliches. I, for the most part, strike my own path and think for myself.
One thing though...I hate Mondays. Yes, I know Garfield has been kvetching about it for 25 years, and even Bob Geldof & the Boomtown Rats were able to sing about "I Don't Like Mondays", but to quote "Office Space": "Looks like somebody...
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One thing though...I hate Mondays. Yes, I know Garfield has been kvetching about it for 25 years, and even Bob Geldof & the Boomtown Rats were able to sing about "I Don't Like Mondays", but to quote "Office Space": "Looks like somebody...
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mnislahi:
yay for energy.. amber is the color of my energy uuooooooooooo... ok not that sond..anyways.. purple would be the color of my energy.. or red.. yea something like that! 
mnislahi:
song* i hate editing and typos grrr 
Damn it! I accidentally put my wallet through the wash! $114 in wet bills are laid out in my room. My business cards turned into a pulpy little brick. I hate when stuff like that happens!
Otherwise, it's been a good last 2 days, essentially. The reason I didn't want to drink before 9PM last night was that BHL invited me to come over at...
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Otherwise, it's been a good last 2 days, essentially. The reason I didn't want to drink before 9PM last night was that BHL invited me to come over at...
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mnislahi:
i feel ya in the laundry time.. i have lots to do.. arrrhhhgg!
omgomgogmgogmo you and BHL sitting on a tree... lol dont mind me!
omgomgogmgogmo you and BHL sitting on a tree... lol dont mind me!
mnislahi:
i feel ya in the laundry time.. i have lots to do.. arrrhhhgg!
omgomgogmgogmo you and BHL sitting on a tree... lol dont mind me!
omgomgogmgogmo you and BHL sitting on a tree... lol dont mind me!
That's my worthless two cents...
*melissa*