RUNK COMMANDS YOU:
Get in a heated argument about the weather today.
How ya doin'? Interesting weekend. Relaxing weekend. Went to a party Friday night, I didn't get laid, I didn't get in a fight. Uh huh. It ain't no big thing.
"New" music weekend: bought Franz Ferdinand, Modest Mouse, Kill Hannah, and Marah. Good ditties.
I was surprisingly moved by the passing of President...
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Get in a heated argument about the weather today.
How ya doin'? Interesting weekend. Relaxing weekend. Went to a party Friday night, I didn't get laid, I didn't get in a fight. Uh huh. It ain't no big thing.
"New" music weekend: bought Franz Ferdinand, Modest Mouse, Kill Hannah, and Marah. Good ditties.
I was surprisingly moved by the passing of President...
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OK, I'm sitting in that thin window of time after happy hour and before I go into blathering idiot mode (I know I did some P.U.I. last night...sorry if your journal was a victim).
You know what I find fascinating? (No, Runk...what inane, fucked up thing does your bizarre little mind muse about?) Trade Association Publications.
Every business has its own bizarre lingo,...
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You know what I find fascinating? (No, Runk...what inane, fucked up thing does your bizarre little mind muse about?) Trade Association Publications.
Every business has its own bizarre lingo,...
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neodrunk:
As previously discussed, this is exactly why we need to impliment ESPERANTO!!! What good it'll do with the random terminology, but hey, at least I'm trying to back William Shatner on this whole crazy thing?
Okay, I admit, I just wanted to really use the word "esperanto" in a sentence this morning, and I know that no one would know what it is 'cept you. You're so smart
Okay, I admit, I just wanted to really use the word "esperanto" in a sentence this morning, and I know that no one would know what it is 'cept you. You're so smart
silverskin:
Hahaha...engrish.com was hilarious.
This was the link I was thinking about..Japander.com
This was the link I was thinking about..Japander.com
Thank God, I'm getting new drugs today.
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mnislahi:
yes plz!
silverskin:
Knowing you (well, I don't. Really.) It's probably a big crate of cheese and some imported beer.
Those are drugs too, by the way.
In some countries (they're basically all in the middle east - the e-v-i-l- part of the world) you can't have a drinkie-poo or fermented daires. Bastards!
*shakes fists*
Or it might be Insulin?
(makes a little game of trying to guess)
Or maybe it's that liquid that you wash your contacs in.
Mix it with Red Bull and you have a great aperetif.
Those are drugs too, by the way.
In some countries (they're basically all in the middle east - the e-v-i-l- part of the world) you can't have a drinkie-poo or fermented daires. Bastards!
*shakes fists*
Or it might be Insulin?
(makes a little game of trying to guess)
Or maybe it's that liquid that you wash your contacs in.
Mix it with Red Bull and you have a great aperetif.
Yep. Uh-huh. That's right.
Ain't no thing but a chicken wing!
How was y'all's weekend?
Ain't no thing but a chicken wing!
How was y'all's weekend?
neodrunk:
I don't know... would you care filling me in? Actually, maybe I'll just ask the BBB?
I think it may know a little something.
I think it may know a little something.
ctrlcat:
back atcha. seems like not much action on the old website here of late. maybe everyone's enjoying the wonderful spring weather (?)
I rode my bike a lot this weekend, except when it was raining. No, and while it was raining... I went all hard core to the Village Wok to pick up take-out on my bike, and it rained on me coming home.
kitties at the shelter are restless. Big tabby-and-white Lola tried to pick fights with EVERYBODY.
I rode my bike a lot this weekend, except when it was raining. No, and while it was raining... I went all hard core to the Village Wok to pick up take-out on my bike, and it rained on me coming home.
kitties at the shelter are restless. Big tabby-and-white Lola tried to pick fights with EVERYBODY.
David Fuckin' Mamet!!!!!
I was first introduced to him in college. I took a couple of acting classes, and in one of them, I needed to do a dialogue from a play. A buddy & I chose a Mamet play, and when we brought it to the professor, she smiled and said "David Fuckin' Mamet!" I realized I needed to explore his works much, much...
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I was first introduced to him in college. I took a couple of acting classes, and in one of them, I needed to do a dialogue from a play. A buddy & I chose a Mamet play, and when we brought it to the professor, she smiled and said "David Fuckin' Mamet!" I realized I needed to explore his works much, much...
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ctrlcat:
I married a librarian.
runk:
Damn.
[Edited on May 15, 2004 4:45PM]
[Edited on May 15, 2004 4:45PM]
Here's yet another reason why I make a bad grownup: Had a dentist appointment at 8AM today. Woke up at 7:15 and decided that if I cancelled the appointment, I could safely sleep in until 9:30. So, I mustered up enough consciousness to call the dentist, and then consequently enjoyed another hour & a half of sweet sweet slumber.
If ZZ Top were indeed being...
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If ZZ Top were indeed being...
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scoots:
we like you when your drunk...........and irresponsible
"look away she's eastbound outta site"
"look away she's eastbound outta site"
rachet:
I don't have that many coworkers besides they knew I'd get it anyway, because I work so damn hard
Weekend Update.
Bought a new digital camera today, so soon you will be subjected to images of my pasty mug.
Had a great night with BHL last night. Went to Saji Ya, ate, drank, laughed. Went to Restoration Hardware & looked at overpriced, cool junk no one needs. Went back to her place... talked about maybe trying our hand at living under the same roof...
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Bought a new digital camera today, so soon you will be subjected to images of my pasty mug.
Had a great night with BHL last night. Went to Saji Ya, ate, drank, laughed. Went to Restoration Hardware & looked at overpriced, cool junk no one needs. Went back to her place... talked about maybe trying our hand at living under the same roof...
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lysistrata:
Thanks.. but I'm not looking for work in the Multinational Muppet Theology feild.
Otherwise I'd totally take you up on it.
glad you had a good cinqo de mayo.
Otherwise I'd totally take you up on it.
glad you had a good cinqo de mayo.
silverskin:
Runk, my man! You might percieve my current situation as funfilled (and you are right) but I also have about 5 dollars on my account, less than a month to find a new apartement, a summerjob opportunity that's shaky at best and a relationship that demands a l-o-t of energy.
Remember we mentioned you being willing to trade hair for slimness. Well, would you be willing to trade regular income (one of your five-items-I-can't-live-without) for a walk in my shoes?
[if you a-r-e, I think that we've suddenly also found a way for you to get out of that rut of yours ]
I want to buy a new camera and to get to go to selective wine shops and browse.
Yesterday, at our bbq, I had to rely on the kindness of strangers in order to get drunk
Remember we mentioned you being willing to trade hair for slimness. Well, would you be willing to trade regular income (one of your five-items-I-can't-live-without) for a walk in my shoes?
[if you a-r-e, I think that we've suddenly also found a way for you to get out of that rut of yours
]
I want to buy a new camera and to get to go to selective wine shops and browse.
Yesterday, at our bbq, I had to rely on the kindness of strangers in order to get drunk
Mood today= vastly improved (though rut continues). Thusly, time for a world-famous Runk Brain Dump...
I was obliged to watch the "Friends" finale last night because if I didn't, I would have nothing to talk about with my co-workers today. Gee...Ross & Rachel finally got back together. I find their relationship very taxing because, although a) I don't belive I am as big of a...
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I was obliged to watch the "Friends" finale last night because if I didn't, I would have nothing to talk about with my co-workers today. Gee...Ross & Rachel finally got back together. I find their relationship very taxing because, although a) I don't belive I am as big of a...
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yourarchitect:
Hey there Jack Howe expert
I used to work for the late great Aaron Green in S.F. Jack and Lu used to work for a few years with Aaron. Know Lu very well. Used to get to work 2 hours early just to search for and admire some old original renderings by Jack. He was great! Sure miss Aaron, he was my FLLW!
I used to work for the late great Aaron Green in S.F. Jack and Lu used to work for a few years with Aaron. Know Lu very well. Used to get to work 2 hours early just to search for and admire some old original renderings by Jack. He was great! Sure miss Aaron, he was my FLLW!
swindy:
dude get outa the rut aint nothing in there for ya.
I'd be a vet wierd eh? some rough tough construction worker i am.
friends sucks i know im going to hear flak about that but, that show just buggs the piss outa me. taker easy dude.
I'd be a vet wierd eh? some rough tough construction worker i am.
friends sucks i know im going to hear flak about that but, that show just buggs the piss outa me. taker easy dude.
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fenchurch:
Thanks! I like to think so...
mnislahi:
you silly you!
haha
haha
I obviously contribute nothing.
neodrunk:
What? oh, not really. Come drink some beer at the chatteboxxx
actually while out the other nite, a discussion of who we would like to meet came up. you my dear runk were the person we all decided on. yes, really.
now, here's the dealio, you should come to franz ferdinand with us?? or just come out for a fruit juice with us.
ok. end begging.
And lets not forget the Gippers famous last words: "alkdjfoiaudnfadsoihjadoifoaiufiooi (droooool)"