Runk's indelicate and inelegant take on the State of the Union address:
I love. love, love, love, love Dick Cheney's facial expressions. He makes Red Forman look footloose & fancy-free.
Could Hillary have looked any more constipated?
Why, even though he is Audi 5000, was Ashcroft sitting in the front row next to Rummy?
Laura Bush hates me. But, I'm OK with that.
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So, I think, we need to have an SG Candidate for prez in 2008, and I think I am that candidate. After all, I am now legally old enough.
Let's get out of the way all of the usual bugaboos that cause controversy in a candidate: Not only have I smoked pot, but it was an important part of my life for a time. I drink more than neodrunk. I've also had a relationship with acid and mushrooms, and have tried cocaine. I've had a couple of one night stands, and more than 10 sexual partners (all heterosexual, though). I've been pulled over for a DUI, but thanks to good lawyers, only been charged with reckless driving. I have terrible credit. I have less than a storybook relationship with my significant other. I'm not terribly photogenic. And, I don't usually have much interesting to say.
Positives? I'm damn smart (IQ=142). I'm very open-minded. I understand collaboration and compromise. I'd really not rather go to war, but I'd nuke someone who tried it on us. Governor Pawlenty is the worst governor EVAH in my lifetime opinion. I usually smell really nice. Most girls call me a big sweetheart. My sex drive is admirable. I'm funnier than Gallagher (but less though than Mitch Hedberg), and, I've actually met Johnny Cash.
RUNK 08!!! RUNK 08!!!
scoots, be my veep. You'd be the ticket.
I love. love, love, love, love Dick Cheney's facial expressions. He makes Red Forman look footloose & fancy-free.
Could Hillary have looked any more constipated?
Why, even though he is Audi 5000, was Ashcroft sitting in the front row next to Rummy?
Laura Bush hates me. But, I'm OK with that.
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So, I think, we need to have an SG Candidate for prez in 2008, and I think I am that candidate. After all, I am now legally old enough.
Let's get out of the way all of the usual bugaboos that cause controversy in a candidate: Not only have I smoked pot, but it was an important part of my life for a time. I drink more than neodrunk. I've also had a relationship with acid and mushrooms, and have tried cocaine. I've had a couple of one night stands, and more than 10 sexual partners (all heterosexual, though). I've been pulled over for a DUI, but thanks to good lawyers, only been charged with reckless driving. I have terrible credit. I have less than a storybook relationship with my significant other. I'm not terribly photogenic. And, I don't usually have much interesting to say.
Positives? I'm damn smart (IQ=142). I'm very open-minded. I understand collaboration and compromise. I'd really not rather go to war, but I'd nuke someone who tried it on us. Governor Pawlenty is the worst governor EVAH in my lifetime opinion. I usually smell really nice. Most girls call me a big sweetheart. My sex drive is admirable. I'm funnier than Gallagher (but less though than Mitch Hedberg), and, I've actually met Johnny Cash.
RUNK 08!!! RUNK 08!!!
scoots, be my veep. You'd be the ticket.
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that is funny that your grandma used to curse at people like that.
if im mad i tend to call people pussgurka. kiss pickle
but it isnt bad... just sounds ridiculous.
If you need a hand, I'm willing to work the phones on the weeks prior to election day.
[Edited on Feb 03, 2005 9:22AM]