I continue to be:
DUMBASS!!!!!!!
I find myself unprepared for the liberty afforded to me this weekend: BHL is in Michigan, and Roomie has National Guard duty. I am free & unfettered with no plan.
Therefore, who would like to trade lives with me for a weekend? Let me lay it out for you:
BENEFITS
-A semi-interesting job with a well reputed corporation which includes a decent income, great benefits, an extremely cool boss, interesting co-workers, and respect from other areas within the company for the work you do.
-A BA in Sociology, minor in Business Management from a real university
-Great taste in music and architecture
-A delightfully twisted sense of humor
-A relationship with an attractive, intelligent, driven, vivacious woman who you truly love.
-Happy, loving, supportive parents who are retired and have the decency to live 1000 miles away in a godforsaken desert so they aren't meddling in your day-to-day life.
-Extended family who have the decency to only be in your life on major holidays.
-A circle of close friends who you've known for years.
-Killer eyes
-A full head of thick hair which you are not prone to losing
CAVEAT EMPTOR i.e. "the downside"
-You will have extreme social anxiety which renders you incapable of meaningful conversation with strangers, leaves you babbling about nonsense most of the time, and, frustratingly makes you an attention whore.
-The person you love doesn't always love you back, you have an infrequent and unfulfilling sex life, and she will have cheated on you.
-You will be overweight with a fondness for the drink.
-You will have a passive-agressive, judgmental older sister with a major "Mother Hen" complex.
-You will live with a good friend who has zero housekeeping abilities, a small child, a girlfriend with children, and is oblivious to your need for privacy or personal space.
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CALL NOW TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS AMAZING, ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY!!!!!!!!!!!
DUMBASS!!!!!!!
I find myself unprepared for the liberty afforded to me this weekend: BHL is in Michigan, and Roomie has National Guard duty. I am free & unfettered with no plan.
Therefore, who would like to trade lives with me for a weekend? Let me lay it out for you:
BENEFITS
-A semi-interesting job with a well reputed corporation which includes a decent income, great benefits, an extremely cool boss, interesting co-workers, and respect from other areas within the company for the work you do.
-A BA in Sociology, minor in Business Management from a real university
-Great taste in music and architecture
-A delightfully twisted sense of humor
-A relationship with an attractive, intelligent, driven, vivacious woman who you truly love.
-Happy, loving, supportive parents who are retired and have the decency to live 1000 miles away in a godforsaken desert so they aren't meddling in your day-to-day life.
-Extended family who have the decency to only be in your life on major holidays.
-A circle of close friends who you've known for years.
-Killer eyes
-A full head of thick hair which you are not prone to losing
CAVEAT EMPTOR i.e. "the downside"
-You will have extreme social anxiety which renders you incapable of meaningful conversation with strangers, leaves you babbling about nonsense most of the time, and, frustratingly makes you an attention whore.
-The person you love doesn't always love you back, you have an infrequent and unfulfilling sex life, and she will have cheated on you.
-You will be overweight with a fondness for the drink.
-You will have a passive-agressive, judgmental older sister with a major "Mother Hen" complex.
-You will live with a good friend who has zero housekeeping abilities, a small child, a girlfriend with children, and is oblivious to your need for privacy or personal space.
*+*+*+*+*+*+*+
CALL NOW TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS AMAZING, ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY!!!!!!!!!!!
VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
dholokov:
If the leafs play again, like they did this afternoon, then I'll trade...
scoots:
ya take the good ya take that bad ya take em both and there you have...................the facts of runks life.