Methinks I have been struck with an affliction.
What really tipped me off is that I just hurled the contents of my lunch into the ol' American Standard.
Let's look at the rest of the scorecard:
Achey all over? check
Nasty sick-sweat on forehead? check
Woozy, foggy consciousness? check
Why must I get sick on a weekend? It totally defeats the purpose of sick days.
Ooh, damn. That couch is looking good! Later...
What really tipped me off is that I just hurled the contents of my lunch into the ol' American Standard.

Let's look at the rest of the scorecard:
Achey all over? check
Nasty sick-sweat on forehead? check
Woozy, foggy consciousness? check
Why must I get sick on a weekend? It totally defeats the purpose of sick days.
Ooh, damn. That couch is looking good! Later...
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well, i am a cabinetmaker so i doubt your evil company would probably be able to help. but i certainly appreciate the offer. maybe i should change careers??
oh, and feel better will ya?
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[Edited on Feb 22, 2004 2:06PM]