runforyourlife

so im smoking in my backyard the other day, it's about 11am and im sitting in the far corner of my yard, on this old wooden picnic table we have. im just sittin there, hittin the pipe, and the guy that lives behind my house comes outside and starts pulling his garbage cans out to the street. normally, i dont give one flying fuck about anyone who sees me smoking, im an adult, i can support myself and im not like some fucking scumbag drug addict. anyways, i just dont like my neighbors seeing me because they do live right next door to me and i have the unfortunate task of dealling with these assholes everyday. back to the story, seeing this guy moving in my direction i move behind this shed that sits in my backyard so he wouldnt be able to see me. i figure it will only take maybe a minute to pull his garbage to the road and then walk back inside, but no, he then proceeds to reposition the cars in his driveway. i think to myself, "what the fuck is this guy doin?" i waited longer. finally, frustrated with having to stay concealed behind this shed, i start hitting the bowl some more. fifteen minutes go by and now im done with all the pot, i peek my head out from behind the shed and the guy has his car in the road pointing in my direction. i cant tell if he is sitting in the car or not, but the car is running. i still sit there, high out of my face, trying to decide what to do about this situation im in. another fifteen minutes go by. now im just starting to get annoyed that im really high and im just sitting behind this shed in the cold weather. i make up my mind to stand up, quickly pocket the pipe and the lighter, turn around and walk casually back into my house. needless to say i executed my plan without incident and made it back into my house. as i was walking back inside i was thinking about my neighbor and what he must have been thinkin when he saw me walk out from behind the shed with my hood up and my head down. it made me laugh.





im sorry to anyone who actually read all that.....and this