So this topic caught my eye but turned out to be more difficult then I first imagined but here goes.

1. Kick-Ass: I'm a good person and I love comic heroes. But I know I would more than likely get my ass beat if I tired to help someone which is why, Kick-Ass.

2. Glen Quagmire: Ok, moving on...

3. Statler and Waldorf: Because while i'm only in my mid 30's my mind is constantly mocking youth culture. Selfies = Nope! Snap Chat = Nope! Facebook = Nope! Bieber = HELL NAW!! Basically i'm slowly becoming a curmudgeon. Damn kids (grumble, grumble, grumble....).

Now you add that all up and I know what your thinking. Hell of a catch right? Right? Get yo ass off my lawn!!