Hippies.
Can't live with'em, can't send'em to siberia.
I'd really like to be the broader-minded-wholesome person who can go on a date and not be turned off by things like a reluctance to bathe. Or a bizarre affinity for patuli oil.
Not just the conventions of hygeine either... do I want to join you in your bed, an outdoor hammock?
Also:
Behold the awesome power of the albino carrot.

Can't live with'em, can't send'em to siberia.
I'd really like to be the broader-minded-wholesome person who can go on a date and not be turned off by things like a reluctance to bathe. Or a bizarre affinity for patuli oil.
Not just the conventions of hygeine either... do I want to join you in your bed, an outdoor hammock?
Also:
Behold the awesome power of the albino carrot.

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bombshellbetty:
I don't know why you'd even consider a first date with a hippie! Patchouli??? 

prasinus:
An outdoor hammock?