my my it has been a while since i last posted a blog hasn't it, I do apologise for depriving you of my mindless half witted blethering
i feel like i havent sat down or slept properly in three months,
i've only been working like 45 hours a week ...something like that anyway.
but thats at least 7 shifts 2 of which finish at 3.30 in the morning,
also doesnt include all the free dressmaking i seem to be making these days (for example 4 dresses i agreed to make today for SUNDAY for FREE!!!),
promotional photoshoot for the freaky brides which i started doing hair and make up for at 2 in the afternoon and didnt get home till midnight,
confusion is sex last friday where me and my other head freaky bride did around 20 peoples hair and make up in under 2 and a half hours
so basically im tired......
some cool stuff has happened though and i have the pics to prove it
torture garden
...where i molested barney in the dungeon and got thoroughly merry and then pranced home practically naked
just a little bit drunk here
getting ready, she's applying gold body paint not touching me up by the way
someone taking a picture of my butt
performing the thriller routine at confusion...i was cacking myself but overjoyed that I got barnicles dragged into it, i love that girl!!!!!!!!!!
being unladylike (look at my fucking weird fingers!!)
being VERY unladylike and showing why i shouldnt drink jagerbombs after a bottle of wine and copious amounts of hairspray
a zebra punk and a hot girl attached to with handcuffs that match your outfit...my night was complete
THE NEXT NIGHT.....
i had to fucking work, halloween is fucking terrifying on the cowgate it was like a riot was gonna break out at any point, i had 3 minutes to get ready so i went as someone who owns way tooooo much leopard print...my flyering colleague couldnt be bothered getting dressed up a second night in a row but he did let me wrap his face in sellotape....he kept telling everyone he was Simon Weston (the burn victim) I love him because he managed to down a jager through all that sellotape without dribbling
i nearly murdered several people that night for being unbeliavable cunt faced ass hats
the guy who tried to push in in front of me at the 24 hour shop after id been waiting for 25 minutes was lucky to get out with his life although he did inform me that I was apparently "a dick to the world"
basically i am very much in the thick of things right now, its exciting and inspiring, and theres always something to be doing....it doesnt leave me with a lot of "me time" though
oh yeah....stiff little fingers were amazing .....AND.. they played my favourite Elvis Costello song as an encore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh yeah.... i Got my wheely chair..yet to put it together though
oh ...yeah the awkward flatmate situation has been resolved as hes moved out
oh yeah.....i move into my new bedroom (next door) this weekend....AND it has curtains!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh yeah look at the cake my best freind made for my birthday!! erm it has my name on it but i so badly want to show it to you all!!!!
i made this dress for the confusion hostess who modelled it at aphoto shoot as well you like??
........also I kind of met someone i quite like, he lives at the opposite end of the united kingdom, so lets face it, it's doomed from the start, but he calls me princess and its been soooooooo long since anyone has given me butterflies, we've only really been talking a week but I think we're both pretty smitten, its fucking terrifying because I know I'm gonna get destroyed and nothing EVER works out for me with men, but I need this so badly. Morw than anything in the world I need someone to make me feel like the most special thing in their life and be able to wrap me up in their arms and make me feel completely protected and safe...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHH this is why I avoid men altogether!! they make me realise how gooey and girly I am, which makes it very hard to keep up the hard as nails, couldnt.....give....a....fuck persona I like to present to the world.
On the other hand I haven't been fucked over by a guy for at least 9 months (mainly cos I haven't been near any) so I guess it might be time for me to jump back in and take another emotional beating
thoughts ? opinions? general words of wisdom? dead baby jokes????
haha missed you kiddies rxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
i feel like i havent sat down or slept properly in three months,
i've only been working like 45 hours a week ...something like that anyway.
but thats at least 7 shifts 2 of which finish at 3.30 in the morning,
also doesnt include all the free dressmaking i seem to be making these days (for example 4 dresses i agreed to make today for SUNDAY for FREE!!!),
promotional photoshoot for the freaky brides which i started doing hair and make up for at 2 in the afternoon and didnt get home till midnight,
confusion is sex last friday where me and my other head freaky bride did around 20 peoples hair and make up in under 2 and a half hours
so basically im tired......
some cool stuff has happened though and i have the pics to prove it
torture garden
...where i molested barney in the dungeon and got thoroughly merry and then pranced home practically naked
just a little bit drunk here
getting ready, she's applying gold body paint not touching me up by the way
someone taking a picture of my butt
performing the thriller routine at confusion...i was cacking myself but overjoyed that I got barnicles dragged into it, i love that girl!!!!!!!!!!
being unladylike (look at my fucking weird fingers!!)
being VERY unladylike and showing why i shouldnt drink jagerbombs after a bottle of wine and copious amounts of hairspray
a zebra punk and a hot girl attached to with handcuffs that match your outfit...my night was complete
THE NEXT NIGHT.....
i had to fucking work, halloween is fucking terrifying on the cowgate it was like a riot was gonna break out at any point, i had 3 minutes to get ready so i went as someone who owns way tooooo much leopard print...my flyering colleague couldnt be bothered getting dressed up a second night in a row but he did let me wrap his face in sellotape....he kept telling everyone he was Simon Weston (the burn victim) I love him because he managed to down a jager through all that sellotape without dribbling
i nearly murdered several people that night for being unbeliavable cunt faced ass hats
the guy who tried to push in in front of me at the 24 hour shop after id been waiting for 25 minutes was lucky to get out with his life although he did inform me that I was apparently "a dick to the world"
basically i am very much in the thick of things right now, its exciting and inspiring, and theres always something to be doing....it doesnt leave me with a lot of "me time" though
oh yeah....stiff little fingers were amazing .....AND.. they played my favourite Elvis Costello song as an encore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh yeah.... i Got my wheely chair..yet to put it together though
oh ...yeah the awkward flatmate situation has been resolved as hes moved out
oh yeah.....i move into my new bedroom (next door) this weekend....AND it has curtains!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh yeah look at the cake my best freind made for my birthday!! erm it has my name on it but i so badly want to show it to you all!!!!
i made this dress for the confusion hostess who modelled it at aphoto shoot as well you like??
........also I kind of met someone i quite like, he lives at the opposite end of the united kingdom, so lets face it, it's doomed from the start, but he calls me princess and its been soooooooo long since anyone has given me butterflies, we've only really been talking a week but I think we're both pretty smitten, its fucking terrifying because I know I'm gonna get destroyed and nothing EVER works out for me with men, but I need this so badly. Morw than anything in the world I need someone to make me feel like the most special thing in their life and be able to wrap me up in their arms and make me feel completely protected and safe...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHH this is why I avoid men altogether!! they make me realise how gooey and girly I am, which makes it very hard to keep up the hard as nails, couldnt.....give....a....fuck persona I like to present to the world.
On the other hand I haven't been fucked over by a guy for at least 9 months (mainly cos I haven't been near any) so I guess it might be time for me to jump back in and take another emotional beating
thoughts ? opinions? general words of wisdom? dead baby jokes????
haha missed you kiddies rxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
barny:
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
saiylor:
cake looks yummy! x