HUZZAH my mum's wedding dress is nearly done, shame the weddings in Australia though and I can't afford a ticket.
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my flatmate is now an ice cream man for the summer, left over ice cream for me WHOOPAH!!!
I have back to back shifts at my day job and my night job till sunday, meaning I have start work at 9 and finish at 3.30 in the morning BALLSNESS
I helped raise over 800 pounds for charity on Saturday (400 over what we needed) ZONINO!!!
Some cunt faced dickless ass wipe stole my one of a kind, stayed up all night to finish making it and spent my food money that week on the material to make it, sequinned hoody. Just took it off the hanger and walked out the door with it, I nearly cried when I found out. I guess I should take it as a compliment. Maybe its a sign you're making headway when people start stealing your designs.HRRRRMMM
I'm considering changing my facebook status to " in a relationship...with my vibrator..(mr buzz buzz)
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hey he doesnt snore, turn up late, forget my birthday and he always puts the seat down...
here are some golden oldie photies for you in case you got bored reading this...and it wouldn't suprise me if you did
oh and oldies as my camera hates me at the moment



oh and when i fell out of a boys bed... I still have the scar 3 years later

be good my little squidgy ones puss puss(svedish for kiss kiss)
rxxx
creepy as fuck fact of the day!!!!!!!!!!!!*&^^%%$&t$&$&)%$!!"!!!!

my flatmate is now an ice cream man for the summer, left over ice cream for me WHOOPAH!!!

I have back to back shifts at my day job and my night job till sunday, meaning I have start work at 9 and finish at 3.30 in the morning BALLSNESS

I helped raise over 800 pounds for charity on Saturday (400 over what we needed) ZONINO!!!

Some cunt faced dickless ass wipe stole my one of a kind, stayed up all night to finish making it and spent my food money that week on the material to make it, sequinned hoody. Just took it off the hanger and walked out the door with it, I nearly cried when I found out. I guess I should take it as a compliment. Maybe its a sign you're making headway when people start stealing your designs.HRRRRMMM

I'm considering changing my facebook status to " in a relationship...with my vibrator..(mr buzz buzz)
..............

hey he doesnt snore, turn up late, forget my birthday and he always puts the seat down...

here are some golden oldie photies for you in case you got bored reading this...and it wouldn't suprise me if you did





oh and when i fell out of a boys bed... I still have the scar 3 years later

be good my little squidgy ones puss puss(svedish for kiss kiss)


creepy as fuck fact of the day!!!!!!!!!!!!*&^^%%$&t$&$&)%$!!"!!!!
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im just trying to find instructions now! lol