rudii

my set is now up in mr and thank you to all those who have commented so far, my internet is shit right now so i haven't been able to thank you all personally

I have always been utterly fascinated with other people, their opinions, experiences, turn ons, and what I can learn from them. So to get you stated here's some things about me

My party peice is my long list of ridiculous humiliating and vulgar sexual and relationship anecdotes

Fingernails scare the fuck out of me, anything longer than bitten and i can't look at you and become naseous. I once was nearly sick in Tesco's when the cashier had an extra long pinky nail for playing Spanish guitar and it grazed my hand when I gave him my money.

All cliches are true, they're cliches for a reason ie if it doesn't kill you it will only make you stronger

I am completely and utterly addicted to soduko and solitaire

I believe if people have to have a license to drive they should also be made to have a license for owning pets, animal neglect is utterly abhorent to me.

I can crack every single joint in my body

I cannot flirt to save myself, on a similar note, I cannot talk to any guy I find remotely attarctive unless he has a girlfreind or is gay. I stutter, drop things, turn bright red, tell terrible jokes. This may explain why I am perpetually single

I am infuriated by ...
people without manners, I'm sorry my parents are middle class, its the way I was raised. Besides how hard is it to chew with your mouth shut and say please and thank you
people who talk too loudly in public so you are forced to listen to their utterly mundane conversations, and swearing on public transport, especially in front of children
people who assume because I'm tattoed I love metal and rock and am a goth. I hate metal, no exceptions. I go to acoustic anti folk gigs and electro mash up club nights
people who openly stare at you in the street
people who touch my tattoos without my permission, how do I know if you wash your hands after you go to the toilet?

My favourite swear words and phrases are.. cunt, asshat, what the frug (rilo kiley), cunt face, cuntwit...Ilike saying cunt....a lot

I am incredibly vulgar and open about my sex stuff, deal with it!
"vulgarity thy name is woman" love that quote..

I was so painfully self concious and body dismorphic as a teenager I wouldn't have mirrors in my room or let anybody take my photograph. Seeing pictures of myself would send me into hysterical fits. Wanting to do sg is part of my way of dealing with that.

My mum is the most wonderful person I could ask to have in my life, she is the most kind, generous, thoughtful, forgiving, loving person I have ever known. When I told her about wanting to do SG she took me out to dinner to celebrate, because she knew how much guts it took me to do it. She also gave me an undercut when I was 14 and bought me my zombie ragdoll tattoo for my 21st. She carries pictures of my tattoos in her wallet to show people (despite the fact she is completely conservative in every single way)
People are appalled that I swear and talk about sex and basically everything in front of her, but she loves that I can be open to her about anything.

When I was little I would take my clothes off at any opportunity and run around naked, especially in the rain

I once had to turn off a halloween special episode of Dawsons creek because I was too scared

I have a very strict budget for money and spend thirty pounds a month on food, appaling I know (god bless Tesco value)

I love dead baby jokes

I looooove ranting and bitching but I cannot stand people who moan incessantly for no good reason, I spend a lot of energy trying to be this upbeat positive person and it drains me. If you're that miserable abotu a situation then fucking do something about it

In my experience guys who are totally vanilla when it comes to sex, give crap cuddles if any. The kinkier a guy is the cuddlier and more affectionate he is. Weird I know.

I have never had a guy say the L word to me

I have no sense of balance whatsoever, when I turn round to look behind me I wobble across the street, I walk into inanimate objects when sober, and I usually end up on my ass when I try to nonchalantly lean against something, this is why I cannot ride a bike.........

I love my best freind more than I could ever love any man, we have our own stupid language and she knows what I'm thinking even before I think it. More than anything its because she has had a childhood that would appall anybody. Any horrible thing you can think of happening to a kid has happened to her. Despite this she is the most together, upbeat, happy go lucky, strong, independent, and altogether sanest person I know. She is a testament to the strength of human spirit.

I will happily dance on an empty dance floor, by myself, completely sober.

.......One last thing I must be boring you guys by now... I cannot be in the same room as somebody who is hoovering (my sister sat on me and hoovered my head and face when I was 3)

Know tell me stuff! I shared its your turn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rxxx