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carinablue:
That is a nice picture....

Update on the Tool front...

07 Apr 05
"Christians, huh? So forgive me." - Bill Hicks

Good news, April fools fans. The writing and recording is back under way. When approached for comment on his recent encounter with the Son of God, Maynard said, "That guy's a punk!"
As it turns out, Maynard was out "location scouting" near the Fourth Street bridge in downtown Los Angeles when he "found Jesus."
"Turns out he was here the whole time, and not that difficult to find if you know where to look," Maynard reported. Apparently Jesus offered him the position of campaign manager for his new line of "Holier Than Thou" sparkling holy water, which Maynard of course accepted. What wasn't obvious was that this guy is a total drunk. It's an occupational hazard. Every time our Lord goes to get a glass of water, it transforms into a generic grocery store Merlot. Because the alcoholic is the Son of God and an all-knowing being, he knew of Maynards extensive interest in collecting wine. So he went to work trying to get his lips on it. Maynard caught J.C. in his cellar transforming his precious wine collection into urine, then pissing it into the empty "sparkling holy water" bottles for the eventual sale to all those people who bought, read, and embraced "The Celestine Prophesy." Tragic.
"Truth be told," Maynard confessed, "I wasn't feeling top notch when I found him. The evening prior to the day in question I had over-indulged in a series of bad Molotov shrimp cocktails with a side of Makers Mark and twin strippers. So after an entire night of G.I. Blowouts, hot/cold sweats, and blurred vision, it's very possible that the guy I met wasn't even Jesus at all. For all I know, it was Willem Dafoe."
slamcage:
YUM!!! miao!!
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i don't like people... i really don't... a lot of people are assholes... and i have no need for them... sometimes i wish that i could take my boyfriend and my closest friends and move far far away... actually, i think i'd take my mom too... and the dog and cat, but she can take care of them while i hang out with my favorite...
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carinablue:
I can't belive you two have been together for 4 years...that's so long...keep each other happy...

...and convince him that I dont hate him...

dads suck...


samantha and i were discussing a bit of a second season L Word fest for next week...interested?
cenerentola:
I always say that my fiance and I are the couple that would normally make me want to puke. I can relate. I wish my dad would acknowledge me like that. I don't think he can remember my birthday if it wasn't written on the calendar...you're lucky :o)
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so, i walked the runway at the hair/fashion show... it was awesome... i think i did pretty good... i was dressed all 80's new wave... my make up was pretty crazy and new wave too... it was fun...

i went to a show in oakland on saturday with carinablue and saw some people we went to high school with... it was enjoyable... i got home...
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mechanicalmonkey:
BTW Nice profile pic your hair looks awesome.
mechanicalmonkey:
That gives me a better idea.
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its 1:40pm and i'm off work.... its lovely...

so.. that hair/fashion show thingy is tomorrow... i'm nervous... luckily they're providing alchohol for us biggrin

i think i'm going to see a show tonight, some guys i went to high school with are in a new band... it should be fun...

umm... i think i might go get a hoop to put in my septum today... i'm...
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mechanicalmonkey:
HELL YEAH PESTO MMMM!!!!! Oishi love
Oh yeah don't worry about the hair fashion show thing you are really cute blush , and you are not nude modeling at least...

Wish you luck.

[Edited on Apr 02, 2005 9:28PM]
kade:
Nice! Yeah, we got lcky on the weather that day, especially since it was raining the days before. Howd your hair thingy go?
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at first i was going to bitch and whine about my day, but as i was sitting here looking at the computer screen i decided not to... the day hasn't been THAT bad.... just annoying...

i'm going to be in a hair/fashion show this weekend... i'm scared... i'm going to trip and fall, i know it... oh well... then on monday the front desk manager...
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kade:
That actually does comfort me to know I'm not alone. I seriously do want to do like 20 different careers and what not. I just have too many interests.

I really want to see that show! Is it on saturday?
mikedawg13:
Koo....you'll do fine and if your friend is as hott as you, good times...lol....

....many orgies is right!...you know your invited! kiss
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so, i had a great weekend... visited friends in santa cruz and met up with an old friend who i hadn't talked to in about 4 years... good times... good people smile

i can't believe its almost april... on april 7th my boyfriend and i will have been together for 4 years... 4 years! whoa! and nobody thought it would last...

it has been raining non...
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eyezombie:
cool eyes lady skull
rottenaddiction:
4 years? wow
i can't keep a relationship longer than 3 months biggrin
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its been days since i last updated...

STRESS STRESSS STRESSSS...

so, the neighbor situation has gotten better... they're still upstairs... but they haven't bothered me lately... as long as they leave eventually, i'm happy...

my mom moved away last weekend... sad times... we both cried... she also cried when i took the cat... hehe... it just feels like shes on vacation right now... i guess...
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fotopimp:
Hello to my new "friend". wink
sobeit:
Hey there, How are you doing? Just wanted to stop by and say hi ........... I hope you had a great weekend and have an even better week.
miao!! ooo aaa :miao
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*le sigh*

so, we disconnected the illegal hookup that my neighbors had and the cops came, but the neighbors wouldn't answer the door... they still aren't answering... they're being evicted, but its not very effective if no one is doing anything to get them out... the landlord said hes going to pay the electric bill because they had been stealing it since february 24th... but...
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carinablue:
I doubt I'll see you when you come down to SC seeing that I am moving this weekend....which sucks. But Ill be in Crockett starting next week. I think I'm going to the strip club again with aughn and nina and a bunch of davis folks on tuesday, if youre interested.

You should have come down for the me first show...my house was full of drunken idiots! it was a bit crazy. We did spend the day playing at the beach though, and that was fun. however my feet are still bruised from walking on rocks in a dark cave.

So it goes.
carinablue:
are you still having neighbor or power issues? or have things improved?
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oh my god oh my god oh my god

so! the people that live in the apartment above me are crazy... the guy was arrested yesterday... i dont know what for... and on the same day my power went out and hasnt been back on since... so i'm at work right now... my boyfriend called me to tell me that the police and the fire...
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maddog_hoek:
You're a badass ninja, you should have no problem giving the bizness some crazy beyatch!
ARRR!!!
carinablue:
thats all a bit ridiculous...im sorry you have to deal with that shit...
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edit: zoos are evil! go here: CNN


at work... i don't feel good... my tummy hurts... ugh...

i want to leave early... i'm so sick of work... don't get me wrong... i LOVE my job... i'm just really tired of working so much... especially since my boyfriend gets to stay home and work on his sculpture that hes doing for school... i want to stay...
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kade:
yeah, it sucks cuz they wont hire me because I am gonna become a stylist and they dont want aspiring stylists as receptionists. they said that I would just want to assist later on and not work as a receptionist. It sucks cuz I really wanted to work there. Pooey. I tried to ease the work load off of you...but they aint budging. frown

edit: by the way...that zoo thing is so fucked up and sad. Ugh, I always hate zooes.

[Edited on Mar 02, 2005 1:32PM]
jinxi:
Oh, I SOOOOO agree with you with wishing I could pick the people that bought the house - that would be so cool! I just can't believe how many uptight people there are out there - it drives me crazy! Oh well, the "right" person will come - I just know it... and hopefully, the same thing will happen with your grandma's house - let's keep fingers crossed!!! smile

We are actually just moving right in the same neighborhood where we live. The prices have skyrocketed around here since we bought the house - so we figured it was our time to make a little $ on it. We are planning on renting for a year and are going to start making trips to Northern Calif to look at different areas - so we will be a little closer to where YOU live - you lucky girl!! We can't wait! We need a change and have always wanted to be farther north - so this just seems like the right time.

whenever you can - email me about the Tink pin. I would love to send you one because you are one of my most favorite people!!! smile

Hope you have a wonderful Wednesday!!
Winx from Jinxi wink