@rambo @missy
This one's pretty simple.
Titty Fuck
Sorry to be so crude. I tried this once when i was much younger. I had seen it in porn. Mind you, 70's porn. I got it in my head that I have to try this just once.
I had this one friend who was pretty much game for anything, at least once. So one night we're getting all busy and I just flat out asked her. She gave me the strangest look but said "Okay."
So I lay my dick on her chest and had her squeeze her boobs together. And I'm thinking, 'Hell yah, this is just like in the movies.' I wasn't exactly sure what I would feel or even if I would like it. So I begin and try to get into some kind of groove. After a while I look down and she's silently laughing but when she makes eye contact with me she just can't contain herself no more and bursts out laughing. And I'm trying to talk to her but she keeps on laughing. I wasn't hurt by this just curious. I'm just staring at her with a puzzled look on my face and finally she catches enough of her breath to say, "Oh my god, you should see what you look like during that." And then she laughs some more. "Holy shit, the look on your face." And then I actually thought about it and I put myself in her position. And I laughed my ass off too.
So I will never do that again.
