Edit to update:
I recently joined this swingers site and my friends who are also members just sent me this email as a joke... except to my horror, I didn't realise it was a joke and started making loud heaving noises:
Wot's this a hot young single chick on lounge parties - phwhore (i bet you are )))))
We have been looking for someone like you for a long time. We're hardened swingers from the Essex heartland. We hate chattin' when we can get straight down to business, and love stickin' it in as many people as possible. Sounds like we'll get along great with you, baby!!!
A bit about ourselves:
I'm 32, a good 8" of solid meat, st8. The wife's 27, horny little slag, bi (very . The sum total of our IQ is 150 - that means together we're a genuis!!!
Fancy some action?
1) If you were an animal, which animal would you be and why?
2) What do you collect?
3) If you could feed me anything, what would it be?
I recently joined this swingers site and my friends who are also members just sent me this email as a joke... except to my horror, I didn't realise it was a joke and started making loud heaving noises:
Wot's this a hot young single chick on lounge parties - phwhore (i bet you are )))))
We have been looking for someone like you for a long time. We're hardened swingers from the Essex heartland. We hate chattin' when we can get straight down to business, and love stickin' it in as many people as possible. Sounds like we'll get along great with you, baby!!!
A bit about ourselves:
I'm 32, a good 8" of solid meat, st8. The wife's 27, horny little slag, bi (very . The sum total of our IQ is 150 - that means together we're a genuis!!!
Fancy some action?
1) If you were an animal, which animal would you be and why?
2) What do you collect?
3) If you could feed me anything, what would it be?
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Have to say that that email sums up my nightmare prejudices about the swinger scene...
As for the remark about how I experienced you - ha! That will have to wait a while.