Yesterday I was driving down a country road with my windows open. A gigantic fuzzy-yellow-jacket-bee creature flew into my car and ran right into my sunglasses. And then it fell into my lap and continued to buzz around. Because I am idiot...I almost wrecked my car and peed my pants. But it was all very funny for the old man in the truck behind me. After that I ate way too much Indian food and felt much better about running my car off the road. I have rearranged my room three times in the last two days. Nothing is ever in the right place no matter how many times I move it and that is upsetting. It must be Ikea time. 
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btw, I got you beat - when I was nine, I was riding my bike down a hill near my house. I was yelling ahead to my friend and a bee flew into my mouth. I stopped, tried to hold still (was kinda screaming a bit though..without moving my tongue) and the damn thing stung me, right on the middle of my tongue.
It was touch and go for a few hours, as the swelling was plentiful, but I made it through and now keep my mouth mostly closed when I am riding my bike around bees.
the good news is that you did not damage your car, at least i hope not, and you were not stung, so now you have a funny story to tell everyone.
i have only been to ikea once, but i can't wait to have money so i can have ikea time. i was really hoping to hook up in the fall semester with you, but it looks like i will be going to penn state. i got in, but i am beginning to second guess my decision.