rubyfruitjungle:
A bunch of drunks
Boy oh boy do I have stuff to say.....
My life has been very interesting lately. I'm looking for houses with some of my friends. I get to move in with my favorite married couple J and Jessie and the lovely Miss Siri. I'm so glad because I am sick of living alone and we found a fucking sweat house in a great area.
I've...
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My life has been very interesting lately. I'm looking for houses with some of my friends. I get to move in with my favorite married couple J and Jessie and the lovely Miss Siri. I'm so glad because I am sick of living alone and we found a fucking sweat house in a great area.
I've...
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eugene:
So did you get the house? Good luck with that.
As for the therapist, good call. Self-love is VERY important. It sounds like Adrians got your back in that department. (Figuratively speaking that is) A vibrator is an amazing tool that goes beyond the call of duty for singles as well as couples. DAMN GIRL!!! Its about time you had one! Hows the book she gave you? Anything particularly good in it?
I hope your trip to Denver is going well.
WARNING: Beyond this point lays a ridiculously long ferret tangent:
I cant say whether Ive ever had a ferret or not. You see, when I was in elementary school my family got a ferret while I was away at summer camp. My mom sent me a pic of it playing with my siblings and wrote a little note saying, Ferris the Ferret cant wait for you to get home so he can play with you too! I was sooooo jealous! My brothers and sister were having so much fun with our new ferret and there I was stranded in the woods, hundreds of miles away from what I knew was going to be my new best friend, eating Sloppy Joes and drinking bug juice a.k.a. KoolAid.
So weeks after being at camp it was finally time to go home. I was sad to leave my new palls from camp and all but just knowing that MY ferret was waiting for me at home made it easier. So I get off the bus my family covers me with hugs and kisses and I am whisked into the car and we go home to MY new ferret. We get to the house and I run inside looking for Ferris. I search my room, both my brothers rooms, and my sisters too, but I didnt see him. So I widened my hunt. Determined to find MY ferret I searched moms room, the family, the living room, and all of the bathrooms too. Ferris was nowhere to be found. The whole time my family was just standing there with my luggage watching me dash from room to room like Speedy Gonzales not knowing what the hell was wrong with me. Finally my mother got a hold of me and asked what was wrong. In a state of panic I cried out asking where they hid Ferris the Ferret! I could see my moms heart drop to the flour when she realized that she had sent me the pic. that I mentioned earlier.
You see, my mom decided to return him a few days after getting him, for one reason or another, and neglected to tell me about it because I never even saw it. So while my siblings got to touch and play with a ferret that they only had for a few days, I had him in my head for almost a month thinking of all the adventures we were going to have and in reality I never got to do any of that stuff with it! All I had was that damn picture. So for that entire month, in my mind, I was best friends with a ferret that hadnt ever met, nore was I going to. I know my attachment to it may sound like a bit much now, but at the time I was only 7! A candy bar was a big deal then too. The big question is, did I have a ferret or didnt I.
[Edited on Mar 26, 2005 7:44PM]
As for the therapist, good call. Self-love is VERY important. It sounds like Adrians got your back in that department. (Figuratively speaking that is) A vibrator is an amazing tool that goes beyond the call of duty for singles as well as couples. DAMN GIRL!!! Its about time you had one! Hows the book she gave you? Anything particularly good in it?
I hope your trip to Denver is going well.
WARNING: Beyond this point lays a ridiculously long ferret tangent:
I cant say whether Ive ever had a ferret or not. You see, when I was in elementary school my family got a ferret while I was away at summer camp. My mom sent me a pic of it playing with my siblings and wrote a little note saying, Ferris the Ferret cant wait for you to get home so he can play with you too! I was sooooo jealous! My brothers and sister were having so much fun with our new ferret and there I was stranded in the woods, hundreds of miles away from what I knew was going to be my new best friend, eating Sloppy Joes and drinking bug juice a.k.a. KoolAid.
So weeks after being at camp it was finally time to go home. I was sad to leave my new palls from camp and all but just knowing that MY ferret was waiting for me at home made it easier. So I get off the bus my family covers me with hugs and kisses and I am whisked into the car and we go home to MY new ferret. We get to the house and I run inside looking for Ferris. I search my room, both my brothers rooms, and my sisters too, but I didnt see him. So I widened my hunt. Determined to find MY ferret I searched moms room, the family, the living room, and all of the bathrooms too. Ferris was nowhere to be found. The whole time my family was just standing there with my luggage watching me dash from room to room like Speedy Gonzales not knowing what the hell was wrong with me. Finally my mother got a hold of me and asked what was wrong. In a state of panic I cried out asking where they hid Ferris the Ferret! I could see my moms heart drop to the flour when she realized that she had sent me the pic. that I mentioned earlier.
You see, my mom decided to return him a few days after getting him, for one reason or another, and neglected to tell me about it because I never even saw it. So while my siblings got to touch and play with a ferret that they only had for a few days, I had him in my head for almost a month thinking of all the adventures we were going to have and in reality I never got to do any of that stuff with it! All I had was that damn picture. So for that entire month, in my mind, I was best friends with a ferret that hadnt ever met, nore was I going to. I know my attachment to it may sound like a bit much now, but at the time I was only 7! A candy bar was a big deal then too. The big question is, did I have a ferret or didnt I.
[Edited on Mar 26, 2005 7:44PM]
fallacy:
Mo, I think that guy sounds cool....and he is cute too.
That is what I think.
That is what I think.
I'm really irritated right now, I really want to take a bubble bath but the light in my bathroom blew out the other day. I tried to change it but I'm too short to reach the little screws to get the globe off. I can barely touch them when I stand on my tallest chair. even if I could really reach it I think they...
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eugene:
I know exactly what youre talking about. I use to live in an apartment that had all the windows painted shut. I couldnt stand it! As for living alone, it definitely has its pros and cons. It would be nice to have a part time roommate or a neighbor that was really really cool.
Your pic. on myspace has become quite racy! I like it very much. (Meeeeeeoooow!)
Your pic. on myspace has become quite racy! I like it very much. (Meeeeeeoooow!)
I just got home from getting yet another tattoo and having margaritas with my friend. Oh what a good night. How I love getting tattoos and how I love margaritas. I got a helicopter on my right ankle that matches my airplane on my left ankle. I'm very excited. While my friend was figuring out what she was going to get I got an idea...
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eugene:
Tattoos & margaritas!!! It sounds like a trip I once took to Rocky Point. I don't remember much... that's how I know I had a good time... and the fact that I had gotten a tattoo of a margarita with a fly in it was kick ass too! 
Seriously though, the fly tattoo sounds like fun if it looks real enough. You could mess with random people all the time. If you get the fly on the inside of your hand then you could trick people into thing that you just caught it. Or if you get the tattoo behind your ear then people will freak out and try to swoosh it away. Actually, that sounds kinda lame. for the rest of your life perfect strangers would be bothering you daily about there being a fly around your ear. ehhhhh I'd keep it away from the neck if I were you.
Got any pics. of the knew tattoo?
Seriously though, the fly tattoo sounds like fun if it looks real enough. You could mess with random people all the time. If you get the fly on the inside of your hand then you could trick people into thing that you just caught it. Or if you get the tattoo behind your ear then people will freak out and try to swoosh it away. Actually, that sounds kinda lame. for the rest of your life perfect strangers would be bothering you daily about there being a fly around your ear. ehhhhh I'd keep it away from the neck if I were you.
Got any pics. of the knew tattoo?
rubyfruitjungle:
No pics yet. I have to get them developed, but soon.
So, Suicide girls e-mailed me today to set up an interview. I'm kinda nervous. Also, they only have interviews on Thursdays and I'm always at work. I have to see if they will find another time to interview me. I wonder what the interview consist of. It's at a coffee shop in Hollywood so I doubt showing up naked would be a plus.
eugene:
Congratulations on the interview. Don't be too nervous, I met Missy once before and she was totally nice and out going.
As for showing up nekkid... I dare you!
PS. Thank you.
[Edited on Mar 09, 2005 11:09PM]
As for showing up nekkid... I dare you!
PS. Thank you.
[Edited on Mar 09, 2005 11:09PM]
rubyfruitjungle:
Elliott
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rubyfruitjungle:
Hey Eugene I added you back on myspace since you decided to talk to me.
Mike, I wish I could be there to see. Break a leg.
Mike, I wish I could be there to see. Break a leg.
m0dularity:
Actually I am gonna "kill" the audience...
Mike Downing, audience slayer!
heheh
Mike D
Mike Downing, audience slayer!
heheh
Mike D
rubyfruitjungle:
My new hair
I put on eyeliner today because I was bored. I find this odd because I never where makeup. I gues I look sexy and thats good if that's what I'm going for. I don't know. It's kinda studid to be sitting at home looking all dolled up by myself. I hope my friends call me soon to go out. I really want to go party!...
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ohmandy:
yes 
!!! did your friends call?
you are very fast with your profile photos, i'll be lucky if i get one up and it will stay... i'm thinking something sexy but not sure yet.
mandy
!!! did your friends call?
you are very fast with your profile photos, i'll be lucky if i get one up and it will stay... i'm thinking something sexy but not sure yet.
mandy
rubyfruitjungle:
Yeah, they call but unfortunatly we just went bowling. It wasn't as much fun as usual.