rubyana

I just had myself the best saturday night ever thanks to the Sparticus manufactured, personalized, skin-safe elastomer, odorless, easy to clean vibrator I like to call, Elvis.
After coming home from a friends birthday/dance party at 3 am, forgetting I'd ever recieved this 7 inch gurthy pleasure stick, I sprung right up out of bed and marched my naked little ass out to the car to retrieve it. (and, phew, was that a life saver.. I actually went home alone that night!) Upon opening the brand new clear package that seemed to wisper "fuck me" as my eager fingers tried to pry it open, I noticed these short jelly like tenticals sticking out of the dong all over it. So I stopped and actually read the package and they called them- "Tinglers for Intense Foreplay and Orgasm". Whatever, I had it open in 2.4 seconds.
After scavaging my room for three double A batteries that I eventually took from my walkman and another vibrator I had, I carefully placed them into the handle of Elvis, laid myself back into bed and turned the light off, because this was going to last a while...
One and a half hours later, I'm laying on my stomach with my hand between my legs, panting like a dog and thanking the gods I'd been given this gift. I reach over to put it away and noticed that I didn't even use all of it!! There's another attachment of somesorts I didn't have the patience to try and figure out. But all that means is more fun for me next Saturday night! Yeah baby!!
So I pass out and wake up 6 hours later.. and all I have to say is, I was still wet! Godam that's a good vibrator.
Rubyana Neptune Suicide~