mornin all. oh god y do we have to be punished for having a good time? i went out for the proverbial 'just the one' pint which turned into a few more, and although needless to say last night has provided us with many funny stories, including my mate and i hopping on some poor random bloke who was trying to chat us up the poor bloke barely spoke any english, apparently he was mongolian??? but caz and i apparently thought he wouldnt mind if we stole his belt and autographed his shirt with a graffiti marker which is soo not gonna come out! oops, i feel kinda bad, and thats not everything. i dont think we should be let out drinkin for a while 
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Dunno how that one got past me since we share the same name. How did i miss that one?!!!
I got some good stuff thankyou while shopping, and got the guts to buy bigger flesh tunnels so now my ear holes are bigger
oh jordan already lives in brighton, I always bumb into her tits when shes in the mall