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Thursday Jan 26, 2006

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heh saw this site
n thought it was hilarious!! check it out!!
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ruby!

1. When provoked, ruby will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker!
2. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like ruby.
3. If you kiss ruby for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
4. Reindeer like to eat ruby!
5. A thimbleful of ruby would weigh over 100 million tons.
6. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill ruby.
7. New Zealand was the first place to allow ruby to vote!
8. Medieval knights put the skin of ruby on their sword handles to improve the grip.
9. You can tell if ruby has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled!
10. It's bad luck to put ruby on a bed!



VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
cosmia:
Wow! Ruby is amazing, I'm convinced. I wish the pupil of an octopus' eye was shaped like a becksy.
Jan 26, 2006
icy:
Wow Ruby, so versatile wink
Actually I've tried the dole while looking for work, was on it for 4-5 months I think. It's a hard thing to escape to be honest, am not planning on repeating it.
Caveman...that's it, that's what I'll be. Are the cast of Lost hiring I wonder?
Jan 26, 2006

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