SO. I decided that instead of deciding to get married, I am going to become famous. I am going to move to LA, and become a Soap Opera star. Or whatever. As long as I get famous.
Then my deep dark secret will come out, and I will be shunned yet envied. I will have fame like Paris Hilton's.
Then me and Paris will party together, and some stuff will happen and I will NOT marry Corey Feldman, I will marry "eyewtkas."
( Is that better? )
Then my deep dark secret will come out, and I will be shunned yet envied. I will have fame like Paris Hilton's.
Then me and Paris will party together, and some stuff will happen and I will NOT marry Corey Feldman, I will marry "eyewtkas."
( Is that better? )
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mk700c:
You don't have to move to L.A. to be famous, all you have to do is kill someone who is already famous - duh.
capitalistfig:
Just remember, being famous is no good unless you're a total bitch to "the help." 