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********** HOMER SIMPSON MOMENT ************

So I went to have dinner with some of my family last night. My aunt starts describing this thing that happened to my uncle...

(note: yes, her name is Margie and we call her Marge)

(aslo note: she was laughing so hard when she told us, you could barely understand her)

So Marge decides to throw out the old office chair matt- you know, the clear ones with the teeth on the bottom- and she gets to the top of the basement stairs and tosses it in the dining room and goes back down to get more stuff to toss.

Apparently, when she tossed it, it landed teeth side up!

So along comes my uncle...mind somewhere else...and walks right onto this thing. He said he was like in shock because all of the sudden he felt needle-like stuff in his feet. So he screams (supposedly a bit like a girl) and drops to the ground to get off his feet...only to find that now he has needle-like things sticking in his butt too!!!!!

By this time my aunt had reached the top of the stairs...to find my uncle rolling around on the plastic matt and screaming!!!!

My uncle said he just couldn't figure out what was going on and kept rolling around to stop the pain...but kept getting pricked more!

Oh MY GOD!!! We were laughing so hard that we were all crying and our stomaches were hurting!!!

Now...my uncle is a very smart and with it kinda guy...so the thought of him rolling around on a chair matt screaming in front of my aunt is about the funniest visual image I have had in a long time!!!

Ah....I am laughing now just thinking about it!!!