roxymonoxcide

I always thought I wanted to have a daughter of my own. But after being around 6,000+ girls (ages 10-20) for the whole weekend. I can confidently say that I am perfectly happy with two boys. I also never gave much merit to the whole "girls' periods sync up." Apparently this is freaking fact. I had my period less than two weeks ago and after...
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I am on the couch right now ready to cry because I can't fucking sleep anywhere in my own goddamned house! My room: snoring husband, kids room: uncomfortable bed and a baby that tosses and turns too much, the couch: a roommate who stays in bed all day (except when he's fucking some girl during the middle of the day so loudly that I have...
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Fuck I feel old. Having a migraine isn't helping much. Seriously need to take better care of myself. I literally do nothing in the way of exercise and eating healthy. I may look "fit" but i'm far from it. Skinny doesn't mean healthy.

One word to describe today..
OUCHIE!
Bruising and marks. And one hell of a headache.

My brother is an arrogant asshole who can't take responsibility for his actions. Also a creeper. That is all.

I asked my kid what God looks like. He pretty much described Chuck Norris. Complete with Mustache, gun and being a master at karate. Chuck Norris is his God. I've raised him well.

I feel so overwhelmed when I go back home. I still have a few weeks but I can't help but feel utterly unprepared for the trip. There is always too many people to see and not enough time to see them all.

Just so you know. It's not ME it's YOU!

Bittersweet.

Watching a band last night and I feel a tug on my sweater. I look down and it's a little person, midget, whatever. He is asking if he can stand in front of us. His girlfriend(?) comes up and asks another person near me if they can go in front of them so they can see. Everyone is nice and makes room for the couple....
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