Mom: "Chrissy, are you keeping a secret from us?"
Me: "No. Why?"
Mom: "The picture you sent us of you at the zoo..well, you look pregnant!"
Me: "I am not pregnant mom. I've gained a little weight over the last 4 years that i've been out of your house. I'm not pregnant...i'm happy. Besides that's just
your wishful thinking."
Mom: "It wasn't me who saw it first. Your grandma was the one who brought it to my attention."
Me: "I'm not pregnant!"
Mom: "Maybe you should think about going on a diet. So you'll be ready when you do get pregnant."
My mom...the ultimate hypocrite.
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why didn't your mom say anything about the hippo....it looks a lill preggo to me
2. are all b&n employees always weirdos!?!?! it kinda seems that way to me