I calculate everything I wear. If you know me well, you know I do this.
Bowling night with Nonsene's Firm. I went as my usual rockabilly self. I raised a few eyebrows with my SG shirt. They all know what SG is or they think they do. It ended up getting kinda hot in my sweater and SG shirt so I ended up stripping down to my tank top. The cute little one that reads: "I fucked your girlfriend." Nothing like the looks on some of their faces when they read my shirt. HA! I love making them squirm. I'm sure my boy will get asked about today in the office.
Then it was off to the Roosevelt Hotel. I've never been. We went to meet a couple of guys who were managing the act we would see later at Boardners. They were cool guys. We had a couple of drinks and then went to the show. Bad thing is..we didn't know but the girl we went to see elected to go on first which meant she was on stage while we were in our meeting. BOO! I have always referred to this girl as Tits McGee and I always will. So, tits already got off stage and was hanging out in the crowd. On the way in, I ran into an old friend from miss kittys. I stayed and chatted with her for a while and my boy went to go talk to Miss McGee. Heather (miss kitty's girl) wanted to go dance so I told her I'd be talking by the bar and when she needed a break to come find me. I went over and met Tits for the first time. She was so sweet, really fucking hot and flirty as all get out. I made a great purse and I ended up giving it to her. She liked it alot and showed it to all of her friends. The two guys we hung out with at the roosevelt came over and talked with all of us as well and in the middle of all that..Heather came back. So, now I'm standing on the fountain with Heather and she is flirting hardcore with me. The Roosevelt boys are raising eyebrows..Tits McGee is smiling and curious about it..and my boy is grinning like a madman. But like always I have to some how manage to ruin things because I am the way I am. I told Heather that I had to behave because I was technically at a work function with my hubby. She said she understood and we watched the band for a while. I talked to my boy and the told me that he didn't care. He said he would never feel ashamed of me or embarrassed and that he loved me for who I was.
Long story short...
I have deliciously painful bite marks on my neck. All of which were given to me in front of hubby and his clients. To which Tits McGee replied "David you are a lucky man."
Bowling night with Nonsene's Firm. I went as my usual rockabilly self. I raised a few eyebrows with my SG shirt. They all know what SG is or they think they do. It ended up getting kinda hot in my sweater and SG shirt so I ended up stripping down to my tank top. The cute little one that reads: "I fucked your girlfriend." Nothing like the looks on some of their faces when they read my shirt. HA! I love making them squirm. I'm sure my boy will get asked about today in the office.
Then it was off to the Roosevelt Hotel. I've never been. We went to meet a couple of guys who were managing the act we would see later at Boardners. They were cool guys. We had a couple of drinks and then went to the show. Bad thing is..we didn't know but the girl we went to see elected to go on first which meant she was on stage while we were in our meeting. BOO! I have always referred to this girl as Tits McGee and I always will. So, tits already got off stage and was hanging out in the crowd. On the way in, I ran into an old friend from miss kittys. I stayed and chatted with her for a while and my boy went to go talk to Miss McGee. Heather (miss kitty's girl) wanted to go dance so I told her I'd be talking by the bar and when she needed a break to come find me. I went over and met Tits for the first time. She was so sweet, really fucking hot and flirty as all get out. I made a great purse and I ended up giving it to her. She liked it alot and showed it to all of her friends. The two guys we hung out with at the roosevelt came over and talked with all of us as well and in the middle of all that..Heather came back. So, now I'm standing on the fountain with Heather and she is flirting hardcore with me. The Roosevelt boys are raising eyebrows..Tits McGee is smiling and curious about it..and my boy is grinning like a madman. But like always I have to some how manage to ruin things because I am the way I am. I told Heather that I had to behave because I was technically at a work function with my hubby. She said she understood and we watched the band for a while. I talked to my boy and the told me that he didn't care. He said he would never feel ashamed of me or embarrassed and that he loved me for who I was.
Long story short...
I have deliciously painful bite marks on my neck. All of which were given to me in front of hubby and his clients. To which Tits McGee replied "David you are a lucky man."
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morningstar:
I knew a Toots McGee back in Chicago... I wonder if there related...
jujubee:
huh buh. huh buh. KAY HANLEY!!!!!!!