And now for one of my favorite Christmas songs...
Slick Nick stole the reindeer from the zoo
Fell down the chimney with a keg of brew
Put my dog out in the cold
Ripped off the candy from my socks
Smokin' cloves and drinking scotch
Slick Nick you devil you
(devil you devil you)
Slick Nick you devil you
(Devil you devil you)
Dressed in red and overweight to boot
Stole the TV and the stereo
And the Toys
The toys were broken in two
You devil you
Slick Nick you devil you
I saw slick nick fall over the Christmas tree
He was a whole different man from what mom and dad told me
spillin' Jack Daniel's all over the drapes
spray paintin a bad finger over the fireplace
Tattoos on his arms and knees
I never thought Santa Clause would be such a sleeze
Slick nick you devil you...
cussin and coppin and playing punk rock
And every once in a while you'd just scratch your jock
Hey, slick nick, where are my toys?
You went drinking with the boys
You put mad dog in my sock
I wanted Candy, I wanted Candy, I WANTED CANDY
Oh, I thought you were my buddy and chum
But you're just a downtown bum
Instead of putting presents in front of my eyes
You just told me a bunch of lies...
Slick nick you devil you
Slick Nick stole the reindeer from the zoo
Fell down the chimney with a keg of brew
Put my dog out in the cold
Ripped off the candy from my socks
Smokin' cloves and drinking scotch
Slick Nick you devil you
(devil you devil you)
Slick Nick you devil you
(Devil you devil you)
Dressed in red and overweight to boot
Stole the TV and the stereo
And the Toys
The toys were broken in two
You devil you
Slick Nick you devil you
I saw slick nick fall over the Christmas tree
He was a whole different man from what mom and dad told me
spillin' Jack Daniel's all over the drapes
spray paintin a bad finger over the fireplace
Tattoos on his arms and knees
I never thought Santa Clause would be such a sleeze
Slick nick you devil you...
cussin and coppin and playing punk rock
And every once in a while you'd just scratch your jock
Hey, slick nick, where are my toys?
You went drinking with the boys
You put mad dog in my sock
I wanted Candy, I wanted Candy, I WANTED CANDY
Oh, I thought you were my buddy and chum
But you're just a downtown bum
Instead of putting presents in front of my eyes
You just told me a bunch of lies...
Slick nick you devil you
toxicboy:
Teehee...Ill have to remember that