Down by the church in the graveyard of rusty swings and paint-peeling red monkey bars and merry-go-round choking on weeds, all covered in this soft night sky, I kissed this brown boy. I wonder if God heard the drumming of my heart as he stumbled through English to tell me I was like milk. Usted es como la leche. I was soft and pale and would I be his girlfriend? usted ser mi muchacha por siempre? We smoked secret cigarettes and stared at cement saints shivering in sweatshirt and flip-flops and dusty yarn hats. Walking through forbidden grass to hear the midnight mass and the organ soared up through us and poured into the blackness above. He mumbled "father and son and holy ghost" and made the sign of the cross. My hand in his and we walked to the bus stop, still solemn and holy.
VIEW 25 of 31 COMMENTS
The stuff really disgusts me
Looks like ablino poo too!
Have you felt the joys of a felatio goatee?
It'll tickle you all the way to Timbuktu!
They can make tofu into plastic.
They can make tofu into ink.
They can make tofu into bio-diesel.
They can make tofu sex lube!
Ok, so I might be making up the last one.
But I am aiming to make a home run!
So if i cooked you some tofu meals,
Would you wear that pair of stiletto heels?
If not, I'll be forced to club a baby seal!
But lets hope I dont resort to sex with a BANANA PEEL!
~Mung not Dung!~
Have you ever pooped an entire tangerine?
Hows about a mung bean?
Bean sprouts are everywhere.
Hug my penis like a koala bear.
Beans, Beans, the magical fruit.
The more you eat...
The more you should have sex with Jordan!
No matter the green or string.
Hows about some sex in a natural spring?
I really don't know a whole lot about the bean sprout.
Share the love, trying should count!
Beans, Beans, the magical fruit.
The more you eat...
The more you should have sex with Jordan!
~Oyster Splooge~
Yeah, sorry, this one isnt going to work. Its not even a vegetable.
but...
"During the last few years, there has been some attention on cancer-causing
chemicals in Chinese sauces, especially when British authorities ordered stores
to clear shelves of Amoy Oyster Sauce because of high levels of the chemical
3-MCPD."
I'm a Cancer. So you could just have sex with me if you wanted some cancer.