My, oh my... what a night I had last night... it was one of those night where everyone is just retarded. 2 very straight friends of mine from work were making out, other girlfriends were fighting, and for some reason I felt obligated to put my cigarette out on my arm. WTF was I thinking? Not only does it hurt like hell this AM, but I can't put anything on it or I'll shock, and its going to leave a scar where I hope to be inked in the next year. Please, someone keep me away from booze, wait, maybe keep me away from lit cigarettes... yeah, that sounds more practical 
That would be odd to see a couple of very straight freinds going at it.