20 intersting things about me, in no particular order:
1. I have a bizarre obsession with BIC Clic Stic advertising pens. This comes directly from being a server/bartender as they are the PERFECT pen for your apron as you are working. I have HUNDREDS of them in a shoebox and no 2 are alike. Everytime I get one with a new company logo on it I add it to the shoebox. This makes me strangely content.
2. My ring finger on each hand is about an inch too short due to a short metacarpal bone on each hand. I wasn't born that way, they just stopped growing while I was a teenager, barely noticeable, but odd nonetheless.
3. I am a really good singer, and I would love to sing in a band.
4. I drive a really big pickup truck, and I love it. It's my 3rd truck, and every guy I date just dies to drive it.
5. I really, really want a boob job. No size difference, but I want the kind of gravity-defying boobies that point straight at the ceiling when you lay on your back. If anyone is interested in buying them for me, I will gladly let you inspect the finished product.
6. When I am finished with all my tattooing I will have 2 half sleeves that connect across my finished back and chest. I draw all my work. Also if anyone is interested in contributing you may inspect the finished product.
7. I rode A circuit show hunters professionally most of my life. I still have one horse that I'm trying to sell. I sometimes miss this aspect of my life terribly.
8. I do crossword puzzles daily. Use your brain or lose it, and neither of my jobs are very intellectually stimulating. I can get through the New York Times til about Thursday, then it gets too abstract. Beat that, bitches!
9. I was an Engineering Geology major in college. Yes, I am a rock nerd. I went 4 years, maybe I'll finish someday.
10. I am insanely superstitious. I forward every damned chain email that threatens me with any bad luck, or promises good fortune.
11. I never wear underwear. I think I own maybe 3 pairs and have no clue where they are.
12. I use no condiment in moderation. Fries are merely a vehicle to get more ketchup to your mouth. Same goes for sour cream, mayonnaise, etc. and the respective foods they are made to compliment.
13. I am obsessed with Baltimore Ravens football. I love the NFL.
14. I am deathly allergic to something. I have to carry an Epi-Pen and wear a bracelet because I have gone into anaphylactic shock twice. It's kinda scary b/c I still don't know exactly what causes the reaction.
15. I drink diet soda like its my job. If only I got paid to do it.
16. I speak my mind exactly as it comes to me. I'm sometimes a little too harsh. I really have a forked tongue at times. Someone once told me that I emote so much when I talk that being cursed out by me stings like a slap in the face. Not particularly proud of this, but it can be a good asset to have at times.
17. I love to box, and I'm proud of being good at it. However being punched in the face is one of my LEAST favorite things in the world. Ironic?
18. I do my own hair color, all 3 of them.
19. I like going to strip clubs.
20. I can shoot guns and fish better than most men, yet I'm 100% heterosexual and have all my teeth. My dad's side of the family is from Perry County, and if you're familiar with PA you know it is an AWFUL lot like West Virginia.
ok, that was kinda tough. and rereading it makes me kinda think I have OCD...
Enjoy!... and since I tagged myself, feel free to tag yourself too!
1. I have a bizarre obsession with BIC Clic Stic advertising pens. This comes directly from being a server/bartender as they are the PERFECT pen for your apron as you are working. I have HUNDREDS of them in a shoebox and no 2 are alike. Everytime I get one with a new company logo on it I add it to the shoebox. This makes me strangely content.
2. My ring finger on each hand is about an inch too short due to a short metacarpal bone on each hand. I wasn't born that way, they just stopped growing while I was a teenager, barely noticeable, but odd nonetheless.
3. I am a really good singer, and I would love to sing in a band.
4. I drive a really big pickup truck, and I love it. It's my 3rd truck, and every guy I date just dies to drive it.
5. I really, really want a boob job. No size difference, but I want the kind of gravity-defying boobies that point straight at the ceiling when you lay on your back. If anyone is interested in buying them for me, I will gladly let you inspect the finished product.
6. When I am finished with all my tattooing I will have 2 half sleeves that connect across my finished back and chest. I draw all my work. Also if anyone is interested in contributing you may inspect the finished product.
7. I rode A circuit show hunters professionally most of my life. I still have one horse that I'm trying to sell. I sometimes miss this aspect of my life terribly.
8. I do crossword puzzles daily. Use your brain or lose it, and neither of my jobs are very intellectually stimulating. I can get through the New York Times til about Thursday, then it gets too abstract. Beat that, bitches!
9. I was an Engineering Geology major in college. Yes, I am a rock nerd. I went 4 years, maybe I'll finish someday.
10. I am insanely superstitious. I forward every damned chain email that threatens me with any bad luck, or promises good fortune.
11. I never wear underwear. I think I own maybe 3 pairs and have no clue where they are.
12. I use no condiment in moderation. Fries are merely a vehicle to get more ketchup to your mouth. Same goes for sour cream, mayonnaise, etc. and the respective foods they are made to compliment.
13. I am obsessed with Baltimore Ravens football. I love the NFL.
14. I am deathly allergic to something. I have to carry an Epi-Pen and wear a bracelet because I have gone into anaphylactic shock twice. It's kinda scary b/c I still don't know exactly what causes the reaction.
15. I drink diet soda like its my job. If only I got paid to do it.
16. I speak my mind exactly as it comes to me. I'm sometimes a little too harsh. I really have a forked tongue at times. Someone once told me that I emote so much when I talk that being cursed out by me stings like a slap in the face. Not particularly proud of this, but it can be a good asset to have at times.
17. I love to box, and I'm proud of being good at it. However being punched in the face is one of my LEAST favorite things in the world. Ironic?
18. I do my own hair color, all 3 of them.
19. I like going to strip clubs.
20. I can shoot guns and fish better than most men, yet I'm 100% heterosexual and have all my teeth. My dad's side of the family is from Perry County, and if you're familiar with PA you know it is an AWFUL lot like West Virginia.
ok, that was kinda tough. and rereading it makes me kinda think I have OCD...
Enjoy!... and since I tagged myself, feel free to tag yourself too!